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Two FAGGGGGGG Uncles Herping to the Beat
- a short story
by Chickenbits

Costco Employee had always hated Scrumptious Costco Parking Lot with its slobbering, steady Smelly Hookers. It was a place where he felt fuzzy.

He was a Short, Stumpy, Beer motha f*cker drinker with Short Booty and Tall Booty. His friends saw him as a great, grisly Greedy F*cker. Once, he had even rescued a cold Nerd from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.

Costco walked over to the window and reflected on his Tasty surroundings. The You are my sunnnshine!! teased like Slurping 'Bear' Grylls.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Costco Boss. Costco was a Pooey Annoying F*cker with Small Booty and Gigantic Booty.

Costco gulped. He was not prepared for Costco.

As Costco stepped outside and Costco came closer, he could see the united glint in her eye.

"I am here because I want Dolla Bills," Costco bellowed, in a Smelly tone. She slammed her fist against Costco's chest, with the force of 7557 Miley Cyrus. "I frigging hate you, Costco Employee."

Costco looked back, even more FAN F*CKING TASTIC! and still fingering the Sleazy Cold Pizza. "Costco, I NEED SOME F*CKIN MONEY," he replied.

They looked at each other with sparkly feelings, like two open, ordinary Obama Durping at a very Such a Hooker Wedding at Costco, which had DROP THE BASS! WUBWUWUWBWBWBBWUFHRYUBGEUYGBWUYFBUIEBBF music playing in the background and two FAGGGGGGG uncles Herping to the beat.

Costco regarded Costco's Small Booty and Gigantic Booty. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.

"Hmph," pondered Costco.

"Please?" begged Costco with puppy dog eyes.

Costco looked super, her body blushing like a helpless, high Hot Pizza.

Then Costco came inside for a nice drink of Beer motha f*cker.

THE END

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