Minecraft Stupid Minecraft Moments?

Yup. Just post your list. Can be about you, or anyone else.

- Someone thought when I said, Pure Stupidity in French was Spanish and claimed Stupidity was a bad word ( I am so sure you are a high accelerated student, Bubba ).

- I got hit by a skeleton and lost a sponge and other items in SB ( before Revamp ).

- I completely forgot about the rules and boarded up my friend's door on a towny server with obsidian. xD She had no diamond pickaxe.

- Trying to build / break a block on protected land...

- MORE TO COME. ( once I refresh my memory )

 

-Mined straight down. Wait... That is how I found 18 diamonds, 5 stacks of iron, 2 stacks of butter *Not sky fan, dunno why I still say butter* tons of lapis and 6 stacks of coal, and went up a ravine to start a house that ended up being the best house/world ever. Still have it, just on my usb.
-When I first played minecraft, with my brother, we saw lapis for the first time. We didn't know what it was, and cause I am retarded, and didn't read the helpful hints thing you get first time playing xbox minecraft, we mined every lapis block with iron picks 'till I experimented and found you could mine lapis with stone picks >_<
-I came on the server when I was new to IJAH and someone in build it rode me. I thought it was the awesomest thing ever.
- I was playing build it, and I made a volcano.One of the people guessing said, no jokes, PASTA. Me and my friend still joke about that to this day.

Mai gawd, this was before I was legend ._.
Das liek, 7-10 months old.

 

- On Survival (before it broke) I claimed more land than I was supposed to and was raided the next day. Reclaimed my land thankfully.
- Restarted Skyblock each time I lost ONE PIECE OF DIRT.
- Made a TNT tower and once I blew it up, 2 of my friends lagged out.
- I had a drop party with the glitch I found out with the Compass*.
- Dug through a piece of coal on a multiplayer prison server and fell to my death with half diamond armor (people rig the D-mine for prison).
- Rigged the creepers look to turn its frown upside-down.
- Hitting wolfs and dying because I thought they were like the other animals.
- Keeping Minecraft on Normal difficulty because I didn't now how to change it.

More to come once I refresh my mind...

*More info on Compass Glitch in the Report Bug section of the Forums.

 

-Nuking a mountain and crashing that server because of it

-Thinking zombies could become your friend (When i was a noob)

-More to come

 

I was going 2 my secret lair underwater & i was Luring an Alpy (Pig) with a carrot on a stick & guess what?
When i arrived i was greeted by 4 other Alpy's Behind me & i didn't even notice them untill i arrived!!

 

Okay, here's my list. These are really embarrassing

• Thought you couldn't get wood without a super axe
• Crashing a server by trying to cut apart the entire minecraft world
• Didn't know that you had 1 life in Hardcore (I was so noob back then :p)
• Thought Herobrine was a mob (I started to attack him and when he killed me in 1 hit, I said to myself "Eh, must be a bug.")
• Trying to tame wolves with porkchops
• Trying to breed wolves with bones
• Trying to tame cats with cooked fish
• Trying to breed cats with a fishing rod (Like I said, I was a really big noob.)
• Didn't know how to change a skin and started calling everyone a hacker
• Thought that you could break a block at a spawn on a bukkit server
• Tried to mine obsidian with an iron pick. It took a while, and I raged when I didn't get anything.
• Thought that the Nether Fortress was Herobrine's Castle.

More to come!