Something embarrassing about you

Okay so the title says it all. A few rules:
1. Only post what you are comfortable telling us
2. No inappropriate content
3. If you read someone's comment, do not harass them about it, or tease them.
4. Do not spread the word aka tell people things. Everything stays in this thread
5. No gossip :)

I'll go first.

When I was 7 years old I had a crush on a cartoon character.

 

When I was like 5-7 years old, in the middle of church, I rubbed this guy's bald head that was in front of me and yelled, "Squeaky!"
Everyone immediately stared at me and it was silent for a minute or two
It was really awkward. ._.

 

When I was 3 I cried at Christmas because I didn't get a barbie doll.
It was a very scarring experience

 

I am afraid of thunder. :(


(don't say it can't kill you, cause it can)

 

I lack a butt, eyelashes and sense of direction

Because Im asian c:

 

When I was 5, I pulled the fire alarm at my local library for no apparent reason. I have no regrets. My statement after the scene: "I don't care :D"

 

So when I first got helper, I was really nervous and I was sick that day. I was on ts with a lot of the mods and J/H. Harry was like
Bluejeans relog
And then I crashed and joined back.
Bluejeans relog
and then I crashed again.
Bluejeans relog ON THE SERVER.
Oh okay harry ahahahhaha(I sat there in embarrassment and hoped that they forgot I was there.)
And then it went silent and I sat there like an idiot, coughing my lungs up :D
and that's how I got helper.

 

Well. Ummmm.....I don't have anything.

 

well um…

I have one personal one I wish not to tell anyone…

I have one for public:

well I can't hear that well, and I always end up embarrassing / get in trouble myself at least every 2 months in school. Such as my first day of school today, except it wasn't embarrassing. Last year i wrote an essay completely off topic of what it's supposed to be. I rewrote it and magically got a B.

I HAVE BAD EARS

(and i have a 4 / 20 sight on my left eye not even kidding. 420… heheheheheheheh)

 

im debating weather i should say this or not..

 

#2: I was fat ugly and 4'11 in the 5th grade. I was also failing in school. My voice was high as a 7 year old.

A girl in the YLA class pretended to have a crush on me. 3 years have passed. I had a voice sounding 16, I lost a lot of weight and I grew 11 inches. I also skipped the 7th grade in a way so at the 8th grade reunion I was the only 9th grader there. It was embarrassing seeing her again :/

 

2013-2018

 

When I lived in a semi indian tribe (when I was like 5) all the kids watched Tarzan, and then I got inspired so at the middle of the night when everyone were sleeping, I climbed on the roof (don't ask how) and jumped off screaming "WACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" trying to be Tarzan. luckily I fell on a soft ground, but I woke up like half of the people and then like 3 people screamed at me for like 10 minutes to be more quiet.
It was awkward okay.

 

Five years ago I convinced myself I was a mermaid....
Don't ask.

 

I have no regrets.
When I was little, I would run around everywhere. I mean everywhere. One time I ran all the way across an entire city and the police found me. My mother is kind enough to give no fucks about it though.

 

Uhh..

When I was like.. young..
My friend dared me to do a stupid thing so he can give me alot of money...
So..
I did is..
Shout..
"I LOVE YOU MIRA!" (Yes, there is a girl named Mira in my class. But I love her as a friend)
And everybody is like
"Congratulations, you've just dated the hottest girl in class" xD

 

I'm in love with a hotdog@MrDeathWilliam

 

Everything.

 

I go red a lot, embarrassed or not.

 

I used to sit and watch the washing machine spin around and round.

When my friends and I are playing paintball irl, my friend always shoots me and I always say the following lines, in order:

"Cease and dissist with the friendly fire!"
"CHECK YOUR AIM!"
"Hold fire! Hold fire! I'm not a target!"
"Shoot the enemies... NOT ME!!!"
"Stop it already!"
"Noah's gone mad!"
I then start shooting at him as if he'd betrayed our team.

Note that this is a real game in real life, not a PC game. There are no guns. All paintballs are waterballoons filled with paint. We throw at each other.