Other Games some funny aliases to add into your TF2 console

Like the title says, here's a list of aliases to add to your TF2 console (make sure you have enabled the dev console first)

alias "trashcan1" "say how do i fly as demonstration man"
alias "trashcan2" "say what button make assassin go transparent"
alias "trashcan3" "say how make tuxedo terrorist do lobster dance?"
alias "trashcan4" "say how to eat hoagie as big machinegun man"
alias "trashcan5" "say how outback man get lemonade"
alias "trashcan6" "say how to glow as healing scientist"
alias "trashcan7" "say where jogger get soda"
alias "trashcan8" "say how to institute automatic cannon as constructor"
alias "trashcan9" "say how shot lazer as hillbilly"
alias "trashcan10" "say how to launch ball as call center guy"
alias "trashcan11" "say can large ammunition bloke get fish and chips"
alias "trashcan12" "say how to signal friends with rubber suit guy"
alias "trashcan13" "say how speed man become super blur?"
alias "trashcan14" "say How inventor produce vending machine?"
alias "trashcan15" "say how engine man use calculator?"
alias "trashcan16" "say how to fly as captain america"
alias "trashcan17" "say where robot gun get bullet shoots"
alias "trashcan18" "say how do i shoot air as masked ignition man?!"
alias "trashcan19" "say how do make gun robots bigger as suspender dude"
alias "trashcan20" "say How can push explody train down choo choo tracks"
alias "trashcan21" "say How do make patriot fly"
alias "trashcan22" "say how does triathlon winner get home run"
alias "trashcan23" "say How do flame-man use signal"
alias "trashcan24" "say As the australian longshoot man how do I throw apple juice"
alias "trashcan25" "say How to reprogram cannons with french businessman!"
alias "trashcan26" "say how eyeball shoot eyeballs!!!"
alias "trashcan27" "say how make u.s. marine go air force?"
alias "trashcan28" "say How to make construction worker build gas pump?"
alias "trashcan29" "say when can carpenter put soda machine"
alias "trashcan30" "say How make Gun as Bob the Builder"
alias "trashcan31" "say How do you push as the firebat"
alias "trashcan32" "say how warrior dig with shovel"
alias "trashcan33" "say what button to glow ghost buster?"
alias "trashcan34" "say how I go shiny as the dentist"
alias "trashcan35" "say how does fast boy throw ball"
alias "trashcan36" "say how fireman hammertime"
alias "trashcan37" "say how architect get more minerals"
alias "trashcan38" "say How do I make healing box?"
alias "trashcan39" "say how machine man get vespene gas"
alias "trashcan40" "say who can then the secret agent become the other team"
alias "trashcan41" "say why masked tuxedo man change color???"
alias "trashcan42" "say how do outback steakhouse guy do the telescope"
alias "trashcan43" "say how does french toast go seethrough"
alias "trashcan44" "say how masked artist make ice sculptures"
alias "trashcan45" "say How do I street fighter move as the fireman???????????"
alias "trashcan46" "say as the American guy, how do I use my jetpack"
alias "trashcan47" "say how to raise flag as patriot?!"
alias "trashcan48" "say How building healing bot as technician?"
alias "trashcan49" "say how fighter guy play trumpet"
alias "trashcan50" "say how do australian longshoot man look down iron sights?"
alias "trashcan51" "say As science hillbilly, how do I deploy a tiny robo-cop?"
alias "trashcan52" "say why to build turret as construction worker!"
alias "trashcan53" "say How to shoot annoying baseball player?"
alias "trashcan54" "say How to pretend to die as french businessman"
alias "trashcan55" "say how ski mask guy listen to radio"
alias "trashcan56" "say how do boston scoundrel run fast?"
alias "trashcan57" "say how use chef knife as helmet child?"
alias "trashcan58" "say how do drinks machine as erection man?"
alias "trashcan59" "say how do i build disco platform as hank of the hill"
alias "trashcan60" "say how moorish legend do fast run"
alias "trashcan61" "say How u jump high as sports player"
alias "trashcan62" "say how to fly as sold man?"
alias "trashcan63" "say how speedy hooligan throw christmas ball?"
alias "trashcan64" "say how country singer play guitar"
alias "trashcan65" "say how white usain bolt sponsor pepsi"
alias "trashcan66" "say how coal miner play missile command with wrungler"
alias "trashcan67" "say where infantry fellow get gunboots?"
alias "trashcan68" "say how medicine man find supersaw?"
alias "trashcan69" "say how professorman inside eggshell?"
alias "trashcan70" "say how somali pirate get pegleg"
alias "trashcan71" "say how archer wanker shoot fire"
alias "trashcan72" "say how texas man get can opener hand"
alias "trashcan73" "say how astronaut suit eat candy"
alias "trashcan74" "say how albert einstein get lightning bolt hand"
alias "trashcan75" "say where vladimir putin find boxing glove"


Make sure to keep the say and the quotation marks are needed for these lines to work, otherwise it won't work. Have fun annoying the hell out of everyone on the server with these, and to activate them in chat, go to your console with the ` button and type trashcan1 (or any other trashcans) to test it and if done correctly, should say "how do i fly as demonstration man" (or other lines if you input another trashcan)
Enjoy