I don't have one, but my phone does! It took a speedy visit to . . THE WALL. Yes, I threw my phone at a wall. It was fun c:
I once went on holiday with some friends and in one of their rooms had a blood stained handprint on the curtains O_o yeah...they moved rooms.
When I was at D.C., one guy wanted to sell me drugs for 1 cent. Good thing I didn't find a "lucky" penny...I don't even want drugs anyway.
When I was in San Francisco, I passed a marijuana store. And of course that was the one night when I didn't bring my iPod to take pictures...
I went to America for Minecon and tried to microwave some chicken, it burst into flames, the whole hotel's fire alarms went off and I ran around wondering what to do as no one came to see if I was dead or not. The end.