Series of Unfortunate Events

Here is a series of unfortunate events

• You go to bite some pizza, but it's too hot it burnt your mouth.
• You reach for water and drink it, but it's boiling hot and steam is coming out of your mouth
• You grab a handful of ice, and it cools you, but then you start to choke
• You spit the ice out on the floor, but you step on some, and slip on the ground

Never eat pizza for a living.

 

Eat pizza for a living? What job is that?

 

How do I apply?

 

Pizza is so greasy.

I rather make a living from wiping the grease from the pizza. ;~;

 

My tummy can't handle pizza :c

 

I thought you were talking about the book series

I'm dissapoint :c

 

Off topic I love that book
On topic I will eat pizza not at freddy Fuzzbear somethings doe

 

I would just laugh.
Idk who it is.
Idk how bad it is.
I would laugh.
Hard.
Then I'd probably slip on the ice too.
;~;