Sentance game! See where we lead to o.O

The rules are simple, change a word within my sentence, and write it as a response.
<I eat moist cheese bagels covered in chicken nuggets with sauce and sprinkles on it, while juggling my fridge, next door's baby and a knife.> *this is the sentence we start with*
Example: I eat moist cheese bagels covered in chicken nuggets with sauce and sprinkles on it, while eating my fridge, next door's baby and a knife.
Some swears and other content is kinda allowed, but don't go overboard. Nothing offensive, nothing targeting others. Now, let's go!

 

I eat moldy cheese bagels covered in chicken nuggets with sauce and sprinkles on it, while eating my fridge, next door's baby and a knife.

 

I eat moldy cheese bagels covered in golden nuggets with sauce and sprinkles on it, while eating my fridge, next door's baby and a knife.

 

I eat moldy cheese poos in golden nuggets with sauce and sprinkles on it, while eating my fridge, next door's baby and a knife

 

I ignite moldy cheese poos in golden nuggets with sauce and sprinkles on it, while eating my fridge, next door's baby and a knife.

 

I ignite moldy cheese papers in golden nuggets with sauce and sprinkles on it, while eating my fridge, next door's baby and a knife.