1) Lollipops like to eat cream cheese 2) I ate a rock and pooped out butterflies 3) I think my pet paper has died 4) My real name is actually Dumbledore 5) Your fingers smell nice 6) Wouldn't it be cool if your brain exploded 7) I like eating hair 8) I am secretly a platypus disguised as a marshmallow 9) My cake has legs 10) Purple ninja's like to eat cereal 11) Supernova's are overrated 12) 1 more bread joke and your toast 13) Baby monkey riding a snail backwards 14) I wanna puke out rainbows 15) Not the gumdrop buttons! 16) Dump trucks don't dump 17) I'm a murderer, I drowned a fish! 18) Geeks live in the future 19) Does anyone have a spare toothbrush? 20) Billy! How many times do I have to tell you not to eat my soccer ball! Well ya. :D Marko