Random Spam ISN'T for random spam

Okay, I've seen a lot of threads on the random spam section on the forums that are really pointless. But before we get into those, I'm just telling you that to keep this from becoming a drama thread, I am locking it. Anyways, random spam ISN'T literally for spam like: SDFHSDIFHWSIGHSDIGHSDUIGHSDUIGHSDUIGHSDUGHPOTATOEZSHFUASHFUIAHFUISDFUASHYFASUIHASIFH
Random spam is designed for overall funny threads, but not random spam. Look, some people might disagree with me, but this random spam thing is getting very annoying. Someone posts a thread saying: READ! VERY IMPORTANT! in the random spam section. Someone clicks it, thinking it is worth reading. What do they get? Something like this:
Don't you people get it? You can't just post random and useless threads in random spam. So please, stop.