Problems

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by flyingspaghettimonster, Sep 22, 2015.

  1. flyingspaghettimonster

    flyingspaghettimonster

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    My fellow spaghetti strand was recently eaten by a morbidly obese kid, leaving me alone by myself and trying to dodge becoming dinner. I've already assassinated the tomato sauce and kidnapped the cheese, and now all I need to do is assemble a pasta army. How can I convince my fellow pastas to help me overthrow my human rulers?
     
    flyingspaghettimonster, Sep 22, 2015
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  2. Katy_

    Katy_ Donator

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    Offer them immortality

    and a dental plan.
     
    Katy_, Sep 22, 2015
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