Post your darkest jokes here! (WARNING: VERY DARK AND PROBABLY DIGUSTING)

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  1. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    Here's my joke:
    What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?
    I take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline!
    xDxDxD that was so dark...
     
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  2. PredatorToad

    PredatorToad Cringe

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    The difference between being sick and dying:
    If you are sick people have to worry about you.

    When you die they're glad about not having to worry anymore.
    XD
     
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  3. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    What's the difference between dead bodies and myself?

    Nothing. We're all dead and in hell.
     
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  4. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    Another one:
    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
    IT DEPENDS ON HOW HARD YOU THROW
     
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  5. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    What's the difference between an adult and a baby?
    Babies are bite sized.
     
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  6. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    Two more jokes before I go to bed:
    What's the difference between a baby and a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
    One doesn't stick to your mouth when you eat it xD

    What's worse than 3 dead babies in 1 trash can?
    1 dead baby in 3 separate trash cans xD
     
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  7. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    Uh well..
    OH OH I HAVE ONE:
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side o3o
     
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  8. Enderbrine

    Enderbrine うちはサスケ

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    Umm..
    What do you add stupid people plus Demons..

    Apocalyptic hell of idiots.
     
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    c3p0

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    Yepp /Notgivingnameofthiswebsite/ is quite good at such c:
     
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    Wheatley Shrek

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    That one about the strong rope is just horrible...
     
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    What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

    Well... I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
     
    animalzzz, Aug 29, 2014
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  12. spykethevictini

    spykethevictini Donator

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    Time to go to hell.

    BURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

    I am sorry about this. This is the worst joke I have probably made, and I know how serious 9/11 is. I realize the lives lost, the sorrow collected. I don't mean to offend anyone, and have no laughing thoughts of the event. Thank you.
     
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  13. Fluttershy's Assassin

    Fluttershy's Assassin

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    I have a pick up line for guys.

    It is very Disgusting, but works. How do you think I got @ProxKipper?
     
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  14. Hellotoyou

    Hellotoyou [Legend] Donator

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    Why are they all ahout fead babies
     
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  15. YoshiBlocksJHD

    YoshiBlocksJHD Intermediate exorcist first class

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    @Hellotoyou SORRY BUT +dead

    TRUE STORY once someone asked me why I was so quiet all the time, and I responded with, "Well no one plans a murder out loud."
     
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    Trollestia

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    I put the fun in funeral.
    LAughter in Slaughter.
     
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