Since the old noob impressions thread died and people would get mad at me for "breaking a rule" if I bring it back up, I give you the new Noob impressions thread. Here's mine: Like this post and Minecraft will run 5x better. Trust me, no joke!
Did you guys know Jerry and Harry hid a easter egg kit that you can activate for free by typing /ci in survival/factions? It is SO funny!
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