Just jumping onto the bandwagon So I was born on a carrot farm on 69/420/1337. I was oppressed by white cis cauliflower scum for my entire childhood and was pretty much a nihilist. That all changed when I discovered something called Club Penguin. There I could vent out my feelings toward people and they'd accept me. However, one fateful day, I was banned. I proceeded to cry in a corner for 360 years until I finally manned up and realized there was always kidzworld. Unfortunately, CarrotFucker is apparently an inappropriate name, and I was banned from there too. I proceeded to cry in a corner for another 420 years until today. Now I run a multi million dollar corporation and help people learn of the faith of Cthulhu. Could you spare 45 minutes to talk about the lord Cthulhu?
