My secret...

So u probably noticed that i drink too much vodka, but why do i do it? Cuz when i sayed hi to a random girl, she screamed: aaaaaah! Its a pirate!!!! So ugly!!!

So i have understand that i will be forever alone. :( For not be that sad, i decided to drink.

Thx for reading, les drink together!

 

Wait what, in minecraft or in real life. If in real life, you dress like a pirate?

 

I repeat, i live in 1675. (I sayed it million times in other threads) so yeah, real life (BTW its just joke thread)

 

For a sec, I thought you were actually drunk lol

 

Im Nevah Drunk. (Well i am But In a Jack Sparrow Way)

 

We be dwunks togetha brotha

 

Probbly