My real name.

Hi.

Its time to stand up and tell the truth.

Most of you know me as Kenny. And I have said that is my official name.

I lied.

I didn't want it to come to this.. but.

My real name is...

Kenworth.

But I have a reason for lying.

For so long - almost the whole good parts of my life - I've worn glasses. Kenworth sounded nerdy so everybody called me Professor Kenworth. I hated that.

So, as I started watching south park, I kinda developed a nickname for myself. Kenny.

Then it just started growing into my family and I accepted it. I wasn't being called professor. And best of all, I wasn't seen as SO SO SO much of a nerd anymore.

I feel better now. Thank's for reading. Please tell me your opinion of this.

Sorry I lied.

Fun fact - I've worn glasses since 2013.

 

Everyone has lied about something at some point.

 

I honestly don't think Kenworth is a "nerdy" name, I think it's rather nice. If people think you are a "nerd" for that, well shame on them, because you are you and nothing's more special than that.

If you like the nickname Kenny, though, then go for it. I understand why you lied.

I appreciate that you were honest, though. But please don't let people make you feel bad about yourself, because you are wonderful and unique in your own way. ^-^

 

Dude, I've been wearing glasses since first grade!

It's nice that you were honest. Please don't let others treat you badly about this, because you matter too ^~^

Like Bashful said, if Kenny is a good name for you, go for it!

Kenworth is a very nice name, in my opinion. It isn't nerdy. If people call you a nerd, ayy, it's their fault. Don't let them change you

^-^

 

On behalf of everyone reading this, I know we can all say thank you for being honest here.
It takes courage to come out like this, admitting you have lied in the past.
And honestly, Kenworth is a really cool name in my opinion. Sounds like a video-game character xD
But again, I applaud you for having the strength to do this. :)

 

Thanks for being honest. Everyone's been there when he/she doesn't like their name. Which is okay. Honesty everyone lies at some point in their life and that's okay, as long as you come clean everything will be fine. By the way cool name! :)

 

Kenworth sounds like some guy whos about to drop the hottest mixtape ever...

Nah dude! It's fine! If anyone judges you by your name, they aren't worth listening to anyway!

 

Wouldn't Kenny just be short for Kenworth?

 

Only my closest friends on here know my actual name. I may have told some people my name but it's probably not true. My actual name is really unique and it would make me super easy to find so I don't share it with many for safety reasons.

 

Thank you all so much for the support. I thought you guys would actually be shocked and say stuff like "U LIAR!" but you didn't do that. Thank you all so much.

Yeah thats why people call me "Kenny" (Or Ken, but thats only close friends)

oh and also.

Did anyone notice this line "as I started watching south park"? Thats part of it, y'all! Kenny McCormick?

 

How ironic.. since Kenworth is a truck manufacturer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenworth

I applaud you, everyone tells lies at some point.

Just gonna put this out there; if you bully someone who you think has a dumb name, then the only person who is a nerd is you.

 

Bruh it's cool. Kenny could be a nickname for kenworth right? Any ways it's fine.

Thought you were gonna post a picture of John cena lol

 

If you're Kenny, can I be Lee? Or Omid?

Just some Walking Dead jokes .. ;_;

 

LOL

Do what u want

 

I never lie

I just lied again

 

Kenworth is nice.

 

Some guy I don't know is not called Kenny, but Kenworth?




My entire life is a lie.