My puppy

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gimme ur address, i swear i wont steal her...

 

its so cute

 

you sent me this on snapchat omg im crying your new puppy is so adorable

 

protect this baby at all costs

 

How much for her?
I'll pay anything, even my soul!

 

... how much?

 

Nice! :D

 

its gonna be a big cuddly doggy :D

 

Cute :3

 

this is gonna make fucking money on instagram

 

I'll give you a picture of my cat in the washing machine in return for your dog!

 

I would love to have that dog. Sadly my parents doenst want to have pets..

 

she is a cutie please cuddle her for me

 

-uses extreme speeds to teleport and transport onto your porch, take your dog and leave behind a fake plush dog, then perform scientific mutations of me and the dog to make us both able to breathe in space, break the light barrier and fly to the moon, live there forever with your dog-

 

das a good doggo

 

OKAY OKAY OKAY YOUR DOG GETS CUTER BY THE MINUTE

 

i'm stealing her sorry

 

Actually, your rotty might not look like that.

They are starting to breed rottys more skinny and tall (like a great dane but smaller and more, well rotty like and less dane like, you get the idea) because those fat fuckin beasts always got hip problems/cancer in their hip when they get older.

My cousins have owned just only rottys, they are such sweet dogs, dribble heaps, everywhere. They would put their big fucking head on your lap for 2 seconds, when they move, you'd need to go change pants ahaha. Yeah I love them, they're really good dogs. They've owned two fat ones, like in that picture (both passed away) so now they own one of those skinny things. They are still heaps strong and still dribble everywhere, exact same personality.

Good luck for the future of that dog, gotta make sure you walk those kinds of dogs every single day, or own a acre/farm.

 

This is one of the cutest things I've seen today.