Make the Worst Staff App Ever!

Hey guys! I just decided to make this thread and thought it would be funny to see other people fake apps! So here is mine; (Also guys use the format please, it's funnier then :)

Neam: notch
aeg: 566444442415526626
Timzon: wut is dat? A thin from Harri potr?
Location: antrtca pls
Why u want be mod:so I can ban peeps and maek da servr the bes like omg moar popular thn minplx. Also I like to kic and mute n tempbannnn
Experiences: I has Ben mod on 686867554644 servrs
Do u use teemspek? Dahel is that?
How long u play mc? Liek 7 yrs
How long up way server? I jus joined 2 mins ago pls
When last tim u make app? 5 min ago
Why we choose u? Cuz I said so and if u dunt I'll tell my momy
Anything else we should know: nu


PLS PLS PLS PLS Gime staff I worked 8 hrs on dis

 

Nam: Go chek mah recordz
Aege: 2.8
Timeyzohn: Idk hw am i supos 2 no tat
Lokashun: antarcita plz belieber me i swam heer yestrdayy
Y u wantz 2 bee mahd: cuz thiz guy fly in loobyy haxor i called haacks but he denie i ban him now plz accept me.
Previus modz: no but i swr im gud
Temspeek: idk wat dat iz.
MC expeeryensse: Im beeying onesst i play foh liek 8.5 yrs i got da makerz verzhun prereleesed in liek 8.5 yrs agoh notch gahv it 2 meh i swr.
Servr XP: i playd on thiz servr sinse tha first verzhun of meincrahft im not leing butt i don hav proof.
Last tyme made app: i mayd 1 liek 2 mins ago but nobdy saww it soh i mayd nothr pls reed and give me ownr plz
y we choos u:bcuz im bettr thn al the othr modz i shood own this srvr giv me awp nw im tird of sayn plz plz naow.
anytin els: nu jus acept me.


MAI gawd i have so many red lines xD my autocorrect may have just quitted on me xD
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IGN: what does that mean
Age: older than 1
Location: whats that
Timezone: 9 o clock
What times are you most active: wen I feel like it
Why do you want to become a helper: because helpers gete xtra commands and i wanna take advantage of them, i mean use them
Previous experiences as a moderator: i moderate my dogs from running away
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: i purchased default rank
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: No durrr. I have teamspeak 1.0 but it wont work
How long have you been playing Minecraft: 20 years
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: 19 years
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: 33 milliseconds ago
Why we should choose you: cause everybody else is annoying
Anything else you want to add: 1 + 1 = 2. do i get staff now

 

III: WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW
Age: 11111111111111111111111111111
Location: A POLICE STATION
Timezone: YOUR NOSE BOOGERS
What times are you most active: Cause I'm flappy grab along if you fell like a pipe without a roof, cause I'm flappy grab along is you fell I my game is the best, Cause I'm flappy GRAB ALONG IF U FEL LIKE FLAPPY BIRD IS THE GAME
Why do you want to become a helper: I'm stupid, idiot dumb, and mean and cruel and dumb and I play chess with my dad
Previous experiences as a moderator: I help moderate my pets snail litter
Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I've purchased Owner rank
Are you active on our TeamSpeak: WUTS THAT IDK SO STOP ASKIN
How long have you been playing CraftMine: Idk since you were born?
How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server:
When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: Since you were born
Why we should choose you: I like to chase uahhh.........................UGH THATS IT YOU GOUS SHOULD BE MILLIONARES
Anything else you want to add: I like catz

 

This would be if a 10 year old was actually trying to make a good staff app.

IGN: WarpClock (couldn't think of a gud name)
Age: 10
Timezone: I think its pacific ocen???
What times are you most active: I can play when i get home from scool and play for an hour becasue of socer after scool
Why do you want to become a helper: Becasue my teacher says im relly hard working and i help lots and i would be very sucesfull when i grow up
Previous experiances as a mod: Well ivee been mod on about 4 diferent servers and admin on 2 and co owner on 1 and i own my own to it has lots of pepole
Have you purchased a rank, if so which ones: ive purchased a donater rank so i can help out this server cus its relly awsome and i wana help lots
Are you active on teampspeak: no my momy wont let me go on teamspeak
HOw long have you been on minecraft: six years
How long have you been playing on ItsJerryAndHarry server: 4 years
When is the last time you made a staff aplicton: 3 days ago
Why we should choos you: cus im a profesional with lots of experiance i have good gramer and im very trustworthy i could even be co i wont grief i promis
Anything else you'd like to add: im a supre good helper and i really wanna help and i have donated for the donater rank so im very nice so you should pick me
thanx

 

IGN Uhhh
age 69
lacition yo mama
Tiemzen 4(20
wen u actve staph staklign mi
i wan helpr beciz i wat t2 ban willu and mopturd plz giev ower i ban i fna.
previus mod dis servur in 2069
have u rank yet i boght da (AJ) rsnk
Tespek mayb wat dat
how long pla u mc as long as my pp ooooh
Serur play for 69 yers
lat ap mr
I chese u becuz
oher: U smel;.

 

Neam: Map_Turtle
aeg: 3 months old. I know I seem young, but remember, I'm mature enough to rape.
Timzon: Australia
Location: my bedroom
Why u want be mod: I want to be in all J&H's videos and I can make the server 1000000% better and I am sooooo freaking popular, I mean, I have 1 friend. I mean, that screams POPULAAAAAR.
Experiences: I used to hold a LAN server. No one would join though :(
Do u use teemspek? No, my mummy won't let me
How long u play mc? 7 minutes
How long up way server? Can someone tell me the ip?
When last tim u make app? This is my 71st app today.
Why we choose u? Cause I'll go on other servers and advertise this one.
Anything else we should know: I know where you live

 

I am ten >:c

 

Name: Wheers the buuuuuuuze?
Age: And I thought Justin Beiber was annoying.
Timezone: Up your bum.
What times are you active?: When Im not drinking Vudkaaaa!
Why do you want to become a helper?: Hm? Jus get off me lawn!
Experiences: I was at a Gay Bar once. That was an experience.
Do you use TeamSpeak?: Only if I get to hear Kiddie Voices.
How long have you played minecraft for?: Hang on, someone sent me a friend request on eHarmony!
How long was it since you made the last app?: I made the app..LE BOTTOM JEANS JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR, THE FUR!
Any additional notes?: Its dinner time.

So, are you gonna put that on the news?

 

Name:Wuy????
age:0.1 sec LOLOLOL
Timezone:u men anutha diemansiun?
what times are you active?:wen eye plae
why do you want to become a helper?:i wont tu ban pupul dat huck and stoff
Experiences:non bot u cun trost mey
Do you use teamspeak?:wtf ish dut?
How long have you played Minecraft?:wuts minecruft again?
How long since you made your last app?:10 sec ago
any additional notes?:yo mama smells

 

IGN: MakeMeAnAdminOrBeHacked
Age: 13376913376969691337. I am very young.
Tinezone: Dafuq is a timezone? Witchcraft or summut?
When are you active: 1 hour a month. One of the most active players.
Why do you want to become helper?: To be admin and take over the server :D
Experience: I have been banned 42 times
TeamSpeak: Hell nau
How long have you played MineKraft: Half an hour lol
How long since yer last app: 30 seconds
Anything else: I would wuv to ban Jerry cuz he is idiotic

 

Nayme: I think yu clearly know my name
aje: 69 HA jokes, see I'm funny
Timzone: wut? I see whatcha did there ;) like wit the harry porter staff and yah
Location: my house
Why u want be mod: Because I want to be famouss on teh surver and I can ban ppl
Do you use team speak: Yeah I speak with people, but I don has a team
How long u play mc?: a few dayz
Have you purrrchaze a rank: Yeah I haz to look den up I am a legend because I am izh true
When are you active: umm when I play LOL
When last time you make app: I made one yesterday, morning, yesterday evening, today morning unz naw
Why we choose u? Because IM AWESOME everyone loves me I'm epic ask ppl they know, and if you don't I ask my brother to hack dis
Anything else we should know: Yes, I k=like banana


I NEEED STAFF ITS NOW ASAP PLEASE pllssllllzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

ign: i dun no, lemme chek o ya its Creamcol77 i think
age:it nun of ur busyness
location: my house
timezone: 3:28 pm
what time r active: after school on some days, no school on weekends sumtymes
why want staff: i wanna ban ppl and i wanna b popular and look cooler
prev experionce: i dun hav any
rank: premium cuz frind bot me et. iz nyce
active on ts: yea
how many timea have you played mc: liek, maybe liek a week?
itsjerryserver: i dun play on thot server
staff app: yesturday, but i din get accepted yet so i made thas 1 too
why choose me: i am cooler than all of ppl, and ur staff mixed together wouldn't b good as me
i want to add: u forgot to ad me yesterday, so ad me nao 2day

 

Neam: Uh, call me "That boy who wants to be staff."
aeg: I dunno.
Timzon: Twilight.
Location: There.
Why u want be mod: I wants to do good to server, I wants to banstheadvertiserz, me awesomeish, you no judge me.
Experiences: I has exp on OITC.
Do u use teemspek? I dont do drugs.
How long u play mc? Me has plays since 1986.
How long up way server? I has been here for 5 years.
When last tim u make app? Soz, this is my 38th repeats.
Why we choose u? You no chooses mes, I finds you and twerk likes MIley Cyrusish and becush me deserves it.
Anything else we should know: WHY THE **** WOULD YOU WANT ANY MORE **** FROM ME YOU GOD **** STALKERS!!!

 

IGN: wuts dat?
age: 7
tiemzon: wuts dat?
loction: idk wut ur talcing abut
Why u want mod? becuz i saw dis hacker on spluug and suivilaa gaems and i wan him baned
previus exp: wut?
do u use taemspek: wuts dat?
how long MC: 6 years
how long on serva: 3 years
when lsat tiem u maek app: dis is meh 50th tri
why chos u: cuz I wud ban everywun
anyting esle: wut?

 

SO much "Wuts." XD Love it.

 

IGN: dafuq is dat
Aeg: 7409230573650234652395025 hehe lelz I am sooo youngz
Lcaton: where iz lives
Timzene: STAP GIVEZ MEZ WEIRD WORDZ
What tmes a you mot aive: mez actives is forever
W do you nt to bee a heper: KSJDGKYTFGIUYASFASFD
Preus expeces as detor: too manz compz words
Haeu puased a nk? Ifo, whh oes: [BOOTIE]
Ar you ctie or empeak: dafuq is temspeks
Hw lng aveyobeenplg icraft: all life
ow og hve you pae on he IJrynday srver: asihahsfakfgasihfgasggdsf ehhehehe
he is he asttie youmade aapplicaon seer: wats dat
hywe holchseyou: cause u shouldz or else me call fart powice
Ahing esey want oadd: wuv me

 

Name. Speedy
Age. I don't wanna tell u scammers
Location I said i don't wanna say
Time zone. 1:00 o clock
Why I want to be staff. Because I wanna bannnn people soo bad
When are u most active Idk
Do u hav perioves experience. No that's for losers
Do u hav teamspeak team speak is useless as a banana pell so why should I hav it
Are u reasonable. Noooooo that's for losers
How long hav u been of the server. Uhh about a week
When the last time u made an app. This is my 20th try
Anything else. Chose me PLZZZZ. Chose me now or I'll leave the server forever and hack it just chose me

 

Neam: asomgy123
aeg: 1337
Timzon: DUN U TEL MEH THINGS IE DUNNO
Lokashin: narnia
Why u want be mod: ie wana bi admen so ie cen ban jary and hary
Eksperienses: i mod on mineplex hypixel the hive every other serfer including all the big serfers i am the owner of mineplex hypixel and the hive
Do u use teemspek? U ASK MEH 1 MOR THIN IE DUNNO AN IL CAL NOCH CAUSE HES MY BROTHER
How long u play mc? 1337 yeers
How long up way server? 1337 yeers
When last tim u make app? WATS A AP IE WIL CAL NOCH NAO
Why we choose u? becus i want to advertiz and ban evry1 and becom frends with rool brakers soe thay r incerajd 2 brake mor rools
Anything else we should know: if i dont get exepted ie will be vary mad and ie will hak the serfer

 

You sir, have just earned the "Grammar Nazi Protester Seal of approval." XD Furthermore, you have earned the "Noobies Seal of Approval." XD (That was meant as to the person you were making up, not you.) Anyways, here is another one:

Neam: ItsJerryandHarry
aeg: watevs is dey eij.
Timzon: Haw da hell shood ai no were ItsJerryandHarry ar in da **** world?
Location: ^
Why u want be mod: Ai youse to be owna until mah acownt was haxed bai the present ItsJerryandHarry.
Experiences: I has exp on drags. Dos dat cawnt?
Do u use teemspek? Teemspeek=Bull****
How long u play mc? Me has plays since 10423BC
How long up way server? I has been here for 10 billion years
When last tim u make app? Soz, this is my 1054th repeats.
Why we choose u? You no gives me backs my accawnts, I hax you and gives you dimentid thingy.

(Please don't take offense to this anyone. XD)