Knock knock jokes

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  1. Xx_HaLl_Of_FaMe_xX

    Xx_HaLl_Of_FaMe_xX Mayo

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    Whoever came up with knock knock jokes should get the No-bell prize haha
    Anyone?
    Ok.
     
    Xx_HaLl_Of_FaMe_xX, Oct 29, 2014
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  2. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    knock knock
    knock knock who?
    Open the damn door already.
    :>
     
    jerkboy2006, Oct 29, 2014
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  3. Warden

    Warden Donator

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    Warden, Oct 29, 2014
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  4. PenguinHook

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    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Yodel ay hee.
    Yodel ay hee who?
    Wow.. I didn't know you yodeled

    Cheesy knock knock joke for 4 year olds
     
    PenguinHook, Oct 29, 2014
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  5. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    knock-knock

    who’s there

    the

    the who?

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *instrument explodes*


    HAHAHA CLASSIC ROCK JOKES HAHAHAHAHAHH
     
    teitan, Oct 29, 2014
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  6. spykethevictini

    spykethevictini Donator

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    Knock, Knock.

    Who's there?

    Dave.

    Dave who?

    Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
     
    spykethevictini, Oct 29, 2014
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  7. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the b*tch's house.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    The chicken.
     
    Ninjaman, Oct 29, 2014
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  8. PyromancerMagic

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    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Doctor.
    Doctor Who?
    *Doctor Who theme plays*
     
    PyromancerMagic, Oct 30, 2014
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  9. Joseph10003

    Joseph10003 hi. Donator

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    Before I saw this comment I was thinking about posting the same thing.
    Good one though.
     
    Joseph10003, Oct 30, 2014
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