Just another thing, move along

Once upon a time there was white cis hetero male scum. John is a generic name, so he's called John. John has a female best friend, and since this is the 21st century, I have to make it a strong female or else feminists will go ballistic on me. John didn't like gay people, and supported Donald trump because he was white cis hetero male scum. His female best friend, Howling Wolf was in the ancient Shrekian tribe. She wasn't white, because Tumblr users would go ballistic on me if she was. Howling Wolf was genderfluid and liked Fallout Boy. Howling Wolf took John to a gay pride parade, to his dismay. That day, he learned a valuable lesson. Gay people are amazing, Republicans are terrible, and females are better than males.



I'm expecting lots of likes from Tumblr users.

 

This was made for flame, so closing this.

/c