Like Jaddice's thread, but instead of cheesy jokes, hilarious jokes. I'll start Who's the opposite of Christopher Reev? Christoper Walkin I died when I heard this.
Highlight my answer(they are in white) Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead . Hmm... something smells fishy in this situation... Of course! Sally put fish in her pants last Monday. Also, I forgot to put on deodorant.