JOKES

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by BLOCKSTROYER567, Mar 22, 2018.

  1. BLOCKSTROYER567

    BLOCKSTROYER567

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    a man walks in a bar and asks for a cap of water
    the barman watches him and pulls out a gun
    why did he pull it?




    the man who entered had hiccups and he scared him with the gun to make them stop

    XD did you find it funny? reply to me :)
     
    BLOCKSTROYER567, Mar 22, 2018
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  2. ItsJerry

    ItsJerry DEAD SERVER!!! LMAO!!! Staff Member Owner

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    no
     
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    Trisssy Tris | Aussie | Donator

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    what a knee slapper
     
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    oh lol
     
    BLOCKSTROYER567, Mar 23, 2018
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  5. LizzieTheSober

    LizzieTheSober a person who used to help :') Donator

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    i’m litterly XDing irl right now
     
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    cackling and quaking right now while imploding at the same time omg do you have any more jokes
     
    Muki, Mar 23, 2018
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    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    A scientist is studying cells and his sister walks in. The scientist's sister steps on his foot and screams "MITOSIS"
    Because mitosis is pronounced as my-toe-sis and the scientist is either implying he witnessed the asexual reproduction of cells or he's yelling at his sister for hurting his toe.
     
    Bruhtrash, Mar 24, 2018
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    that sucked lol
     
    jessie, Mar 28, 2018
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    Ryva Resigned Donator

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    horrible
     
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    what
     
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    RulerofMobs Fuck. Bye, survival. Donator

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