Johns greatest Moments in stupidity!

Hey guys its me John_0696! Welcome to greatest moments in stupidity! Where i share stories of my irl experiences with the stupidest people in history! So settle in and lets get started!

Story#1: Grocery outlet experience

So today i had to run to grocery outlet to get some more food, cause we were low on food. When it comes to grocery outlet, i have probably the most hilarious moments there, like today. I ate an apple before i got to the grocery store and i needed to wash my hands cause the apple dried on my hands. For me, i always have the worst luck in grocery outlet. The mens room was locked so i assumed that someone was in there already in there. I waited for like 20 minutes until i heard the door open, and guess , who came out? A WOMAN! Ok... the womens room was WIDE OPEN!! WIDE. OPEN. Why in the hell did she go into the mens room!? Isnt that like illegal or something!? Another thing was that when the womens bathroom was open, She went into the DAMN MENS ROOM!! Im like wtf! USE YOUR MIND LADY! Oh but i have a worse experience than with the woman, like a couple months ago i had to wait at the bathroom door for 45 minutes STRAIGHT. I started wondering why it was taking so long for someone to be in there, but finally that moment came when the door open and out came a little 5 year old kid. With no parents around!! I wondered why I was taking so long for him to be in the bathroom so I went in there and what I saw was just absolutely disgusting. poop stains all over the wall. EVERYWHERE!!! All over the sink and the walls. I was like nu uh fuck this im not coming back here. And thats why i never go to grocery outlet anymore. Its like the flea market but even worse.

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Thats all for now in Johns greatest moments in stupidity! Come back next time for when I talk about convenience stores!

 

Maybe the woman was an Alien! :O
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X3 dat 5 year old. That really.must have been gross... :3 glad you saw it!