Item Fight

This game will fall flat, but whatever.

The objective is to use a random item as a weapon.

The person below finds a way to counter that weapon with another item, which then is used as a weapon.

Example:
Guy: I throw an explosive

Guy2: I shoot it out of the air with a slingshot.

Guy 3: I block the slingshot with a trash can lid.
Etc...

I start with... I swing a telephone pole like a club.

 

I Raise you One Halo ring

 

I'll slap you with a wrecking ball.

 

I use Mikasa's abs to break the wrecking ball

ohgod

 

I'll get an army of crawlers to attack Mikasa.

 

I Use A Unsc Cruiser to destroy your army

 

I shoot it down with an explosive slingshot

 

you are covered in ducks

 

Ehm... I use... The Duck Hunt zapper