I'm trying to become a walrus.

Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica, home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. Thank you all so much.

 

One thing...
Ew.

 

I am trying to become a Doge.

If you become a Walrus, very party, much proud, so wow.

 

did u tiep dis w/ yo toes?

 

I typed it with my flippers.

 

Walrusses have flippers?

 

@DWG715

 

Agh, you bastard. That's what I was gonna say.

 

Many have tried, many have failed, good luck recruit.

 

;)

 

I support your desision It's what you choose to do. If people have a promblem with it THEY HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT? And how did you get permission from your parents? I'm just going to stay human Thank you! :) Also I like your pic!

 

#quitbeinghuman

 

I once was a walrus.
One thing you MUST do once you become one....
Baby oil up c:

 

when you said u cut off ur arms the first thing that popped into my head was Jeff the Killer (if u have read the story you'll know why)

word of advice, take off some of ur hair and make whiskers :p

 

That's all good and all, but you're going to be a lonely walrus if you're going to Antarctica.

 

You can't always trust copy & paste.

 

i wish you good luck and lets hope i turn into a cat ones :)