IJAH Alert #3 (Read the spoiler in the post)

Spoiler: Read me before the actual post (staff included)

Aight, aight. This is the third installment of my new "series" called IJAHAlert, based off of the youtube channel called DramaAlert, as I see so much drama/crazy/awesome stuff go on here every day, and I feel like addressing it in..a funny matter. Staff, if you think this post is in the wrong section, or not 'worthy enough' or whatever for this section of the forum, move it to Off-Topic then. I just want people to get a little laugh out of some of the 'useless' drama they create, and inform people about what may be going on in the community, in a funny way at the least. Note that not all topics listed here may be full of drama, but with some information about what may be going on during the day on IJAH. I know other people have created News threads for the server in the past, so this is kind of like that. Anyways, enjoy peeps. ;)

If staff have moved this to Off-topic, then ignore my whole little writing about it then. :P
Enjoy! :D

What is up, IJAH Forums?
I am your host, Smgstar...let's get RIOGHTTTTT...into the NEWWWSSS!

Before the actual news start, we are planning on trying to make this show...as daily..as possible! Stay tuned for daily threads!

Our first story actually comes...from the server itself!
Recently a bunch of friends, with Smgstar (me of course) played some games...of UHC!
Apparently some controversial events happened in the game...as Smgstar..was SALTY! Wha!!????
Knowing as Smgstar is myself, I can say that the girl was not hacking, and that I was just mad..that I got wrecked! Good game! Picture will be provided if you want to see, IJAH Forum.

http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/some-people-are-stupid.93308/
IJAHAlert has recently covered this thread, but now we have some updates from it! The Moderator+ by the name of TheIncendium, has..locked this controversial thread! IJAHAlert is working on getting approval of using actual quotes, but until then, we can improvise! Incendium had said in his final post about how the thread creator...was in the wrong..by making the thread! He told him that he was unbanned..but for next time..to be nicer to the staff team and actually be more mature!

The lesson from this is..if you are falsely banned or punished in any way..don't go out of your way..to make a thread about complaining. No hate..towards the thread creator as even IJAHAlert makes mistakes, and so..does everyone. Even including..the server staff!

Also in the news:
http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/factions-reset-date.93402/
Apparently after months of hesitation and asking...a factions reset..is here! The hardcore Factions server will be resetting..on June 22nd! This has made tons of old time, and new players excited for the new adventures they can create. Local member @CaptainJackValdy has some insight..about this whole topic!
If you cannot click the image, then have no worries! Here is what the captain..said.

GG indeed..gg indeed. Let's see if this man will be right...about the reset. Good luck to all faction players...and have fun!
(Please ignore the tabs in the picture :P)

Our final story of the day actually comes from forum member Stellarite...as she reached...5k likes! Congratulations!
http://itsjerryandharry.com/threads/5-000-likes.93467/

That is it, IJAH Forums! Once again, I thank you all for the continued support for this new series. Again, in all honesty, this series is meant to be funny but informative at the same time. If you have any complaints, don't hesitate to talk to me about it. IJAHAlert is now strongly sitting at One thousand, four hundred and ninety five likes. Peace!

 

Hissssssssssssssss

 

At least you have more self respect and appreciation towards other human beings than Keemstar.

Hiss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Yo SMG if you send me the script in PM i'll make these into vids

 

You can just read the post ;)




Smgstar, prepare for multiple expose videos.

 

Actually, there is no script lol
I just write it, and it flows like this, I guess :P

I'll pm you this though, if you want it lol

 

#SmgstarForPresident
#SmgToReplaceKeemstar

 

I've been trying to write what I think about this drama broadcasting or whatever, but my feelings can only ever be expressed through memes or gifs.

 

bna hm fr fk stff nd drma