If You Were Drunk

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Chippy, Jan 15, 2014.

  1. Chippy

    Chippy

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    What would you do if you were drunk? What do you think will happen later?
    Example:

    If I was Drunk: Hangover
    What Happens Later: Throw up on a friend.


    Also guys. I would never EVER drink. Just a entertaining forum games. C:
     
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  2. jonander50

    jonander50 Drunk Pikachu

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    If I was drunk: Beer.... I will never drink or smoke, just saying
    What Happens Later: Throw up, "I'm home, take me drunk"
     
  3. JoeyBACONBacon

    JoeyBACONBacon Fig Newton

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    If I was drunk: Sippin' Bacardi like it's your birthday, but we don't give a f**k it's not your birthday!

    What happens later: EAT ALL THE CHINESE FOOD.
     
  4. Teddie

    Teddie Donator

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    If I was drunk: I would be hitting on all the girls, wouldn't even care.
    What happens later: I wake up, they are all beside me. 5 minutes later, I'm like wtf.
     
  5. Cobra

    Cobra ༼ ⊙◞౪◟⊙༽| Retired

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    If I was drunk: Drinking Long Island Iced Tea, not thinking it was alcohol but another type of tea.

    What happens later: Get into a fight with Wil Wheaton.

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  6. KittycatplaysMC

    KittycatplaysMC

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    If I was drunk: Go around and eating pumpkin pie and drinking vodka xD
    What happens later: I be going around, slapping people with my xbox controller
     
  7. Doctah

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    If I was drunk: Sing "Best Song Ever" by Wallpaper while playing GTA V and going on a crime spree.
    What happens later: Realize I spent $38 on junk food, then throw it all up afterwards. ;-; good food doe (i would also never drink or do drugs)
     
  8. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    If I was drunk: fail badly at minecraft pvp.... Wait I already suck....
    What happens later: go out into the street dressed as Miley Cyrus and twerks on everyone.
     
  9. Chickenbits_

    Chickenbits_ I love Tea.

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    If I was drunk: You know how i do, Slurping that Smirnoff.
    What happens later: "OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!" And pretend im a fucking unicorn.
     
  10. Trollestia

    Trollestia

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  11. Defectus

    Defectus I love my wife Donator

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    If I was Drunk: Making to Notch a redstone trap...
    What Happens Later: My account will be removed :D
     
  12. ThatOneTomahawk

    ThatOneTomahawk

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    I'd eat a sock.
    Then shit it out a day later.
     
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  13. PhantomStar

    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    If I was drunk: I would dress up like Pikachu and dance to "We Can't Stop" (I hate that song)
    Afterwards: Wake up in a full bathtub in my underwear. ._.
    (Would never drink or smoke)
     
  14. IAMINACTIVEBYE

    IAMINACTIVEBYE Donator

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    If i was drunk: i'll find a 80 year old man and be like "your hot, marry me"
    Afterwards: RUN
     
  15. PoppyHarrSmyth

    PoppyHarrSmyth really sad teen

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    If i was drunk: I'd do cartwheels and break my bone in an awkward way
    Afterwards: I forgot how to human
     
  16. Fluttershy's Assassin

    Fluttershy's Assassin

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    If I was Drunk: I'd wear a kilt
    After: Realize that I'm not a Demoman . . .
     
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