I can't accomplish any ordinary skills...

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  1. Erove

    Erove creme de pirouline Donator

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    I can't do anything..

    I can't hold my pencil the right way.
    I can't drink water bottles the right way.
    I can't really smile, I look like I'm in pain.
    Uhm... I can't squat.
    I can't really twist my arm right now.
    I can't ever get the hang of lip gloss...
    I tie my shoe oddly...
    I... don't really brush my teeth the right way.
    I can't be organized.

    I can't do anything.
    I'm stuped. :P
    I'm so stuped that I can't spell stuped the right way. xDDDD
     
  2. DiamondCraft

    DiamondCraft The Lord of Oreos

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    Not everyone is perfect, but don't call yourself stupid man. I don't drink water bottles the right way, either.

    You can do anything if you put your mind to it.
     
  3. Noahnoobfax

    Noahnoobfax Guest

    I eat water bottles
     
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  4. Erove

    Erove creme de pirouline Donator

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    Meh.
    Halp me I'm becoming emo.
     
  5. Noahnoobfax

    Noahnoobfax Guest

    Im elmo
     
  6. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    I can't do most of the stuff you mentioned.
    It's ok.
    We are all retarded ;)
     
  7. PhantomStar

    PhantomStar Zzzzz... Donator

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    -I have terrible handwriting.
    -I can't smile even if I want to sometimes.
    -I seldom use lip gloss (Eww, make-up).
    -I can barely tie my own shoes ( I can, but it always comes undone after 5 minutes).
    -Me? Organized? HA.

    You're not alone, Erove. ;)
     
  8. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    You just earned +10% respect from me.
     
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    Vince Donator

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    - I can't jump off buildings without hurting myself.
    - I also can't do my hair; it's a big curly mess most of the time.
    - No matter how hard I try, I can't put on contact lenses.
    - I can barely finish a sentence.
    - I hate talking to people.
    - Think it's funny to watch heads blow up when you shoot them.
    - I like to climb high things, but I'm afraid of heights.


    We are special in our own way.
     
  10. Joseph10003

    Joseph10003 hi. Donator

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    Look at me I don't even have thumbs!

    Just Fins!
     
  11. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    You're not alone bro,

    I don't have neat handwriting
    I run into walls alot
    I burn myself
    I cut myself accidentally (no I don't self harm)
    I trip over alot
    I can't talk very well
    I never use make up
     
  12. Shadow_Folf

    Shadow_Folf

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    Eh.

    I can rarely smile.
    I am far too hateful to be known in real life.
    I am always too serious.
    Etc.
     
  13. KittycatplaysMC

    KittycatplaysMC

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    Well uhhhhh
    • I can't smile
    • I can't talk without terrifying people with my phorphyia
    • I can't use makeup
    • I can't draw properly
    • [QUOTE="ItsStartheFox, post: 195522, member: 51"]
      -I can barely tie my own shoes ( I can, but it always comes undone after 5 minutes).

      [/QUOTE]
    • I look like a chibi
    • I can't control my physical activities [I once kicked someone in the face with my shoe when it was a fake fight]
    • I just need somebody to love ._.
    • I have mental problems
    • I once nearly killed someone
    • I look like photoshopped
    • I lie. A lot.
    • And a lot more