How you would murder someone in Super Smash Bros Brawl?

I mean just do it

 

Blastoise used FlushDownTheToiletAndTakeAPoop
It's super effective!
Wild Your Opponent has fainted!
Your Blastoise gained 133333333333333333333333333:3333333333337 exp!
Your Blastoise has levelled to level 1337!
(Cant get .gif)http://kotaku.com/what-comes-after-mega-evolution-in-pokemon-x-y-for-b-1443477453

Grade: A++++++

 

Eat him.
With a foot.
Covered in mayo.
With dancing nachos.
In the depths of space.

 

I would fall off the map.
legit murder.

 

Slap him with a fan.
Take off his/her clothes in front of everyone
Send out Wobbuffet at him/her
Throw a bomb at him/her
EAT HIM/HER

 

Stun them
Use PK Freeze to encase them in ice
Ship them to Alaska
PK Fire to melt all of Alaska and make the opponent drown (PSI Magnet to rid of the water heading towards me)
PK Fire again to evaporate the flood
PK Fire once more to roast the opponent
Add seasoning
Have a party
Serve as main course


Grade: P
Grade 2: S
Grade 3: I

 

Throw them off the empire state building while theyre eating nachos
Then make them have a year without electronics