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  1. ImCoolTrustMe

    ImCoolTrustMe xdx3owo Donator

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    How to:
    Be MLG.
    Step 1: JUST DO IT!!!

    Be motivational.
    Step 1: JUST DO IT!!!

    Be serious.
    Step 1: Use good grammar, punctuations, all of that stuff.
    Step 2: Use periods at the end, not exclamation marks.
    Step 3: JUST... USE... CAPITAL... LETTERS... AND... THREE... PERIODS... AFTER... EVERY... WORD...
    Step 4: Don't make a 'How to' thread on the J&H forums. That should do it!

    How to make your own 'How To's on this thread:
    Step 1: Reply below with it!

    Edit: These are just for fun, don't make something serious. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  2. Praetor

    Praetor Dead| Female Rodent Donator

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    How to Get a life:

    1. Stop Eating KFC
    2. Get out there.
    3. Get a job.
    4. Get a potato.
    5. Commit a murder.
    6. Go to Antarctica.
    7. Eat human flesh.
    8. Die in a hole.
    9. Eat your own hands.
    10. Burn your house down.
    11. Illuminati.
    12. Sphaggeti.
    13. Repeat 999 times, and you'll have a real life in no time! ;)
     
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  3. ImCoolTrustMe

    ImCoolTrustMe xdx3owo Donator

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    You mean "Repeat steps 1-12 999 times," or else you'd also have to repeat step 13 999 times... And over again... Is this a paradox...?

    Edit:
    How to create a paradox!
    Step 1: Step 2 is false.
    Step 2: Step 1 is true.
     
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    Vendela

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    How to save phone battery:

    1. Put phone down.
    2. Go outside.

    (This is so old sry xD)
     
  5. gamermonkey46

    gamermonkey46 Videographer, Photographer, Editor

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    How to qw1ksc0p3:
    1. p1ck up sn1p4r
    2. shr3k scrub5 l1k3 th3y d1d ur mum
    3. dr1nk s0m3 mtn d3w

    n0w us3 y0ur n3w sk1lL t0 qw1ksc0p3 n00b5
     
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  6. ImCoolTrustMe

    ImCoolTrustMe xdx3owo Donator

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    Oh, mmk.
     
  7. fernie

    fernie subpar Donator

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    How to be Donald Trump:
    1. Be racist
    2. Be more racist
    3. Be so racist that you get put in a $100 mil bounty
    4. Change your mind about being racist
    5. Still be on a bounty
    6. Look like a piece of corn
    7. Talk about trucks and make the following sounds: "Beep Boopp" everywhere you go
    8. Lead the Republican field by 24%
    9. Finally finish destroying The United States of America. North Korea is proud of your work
     
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    Praetor Dead| Female Rodent Donator

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    Don't forget to build a wall, not a fake wall, a real wall.
     
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    How to be a man.

    Step 1: Grow a beard.
    Step 2: Never shave, men don't shave.

    Steps completed.
     
  10. Katy_

    Katy_ Donator

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    How to be a fanboi
    1 Join forums
    2 Stalk staff
    3 Like all their comments
    4 Copy everything that they like
    5 Randomly post on their pages
    6 Look like an idiot
     
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  11. IAMINACTIVEBYE

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    How to live your life correctly:

    1. Be a potato
    2. Repeat
     
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