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Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by ~ItzEnderman, Aug 3, 2014.

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Did this help?

  1. Of course.

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  2. Yup.

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  3. Kinda...

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  4. No. Fuck you.

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  1. ~ItzEnderman

    ~ItzEnderman

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    avoid the outdoors.

    Step 1: Stay up all night. That's not hard for me, since I do that a lot.

    Step 2: When your parents tell you to go outdoors, say alright and tell them you need to get your book.

    Step 3: Go hide and sleep there. When you wake up, they will most likely have forgotten about you. If they don't, well, consider this guide a failure.

    Step 4: Repeat process.
     
  2. KokichiOma

    KokichiOma Ultimate Supreme Leader Donator

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    I just stay in my room.
    It works all the time. c:
     
  3. DiamondCraft

    DiamondCraft The Lord of Oreos

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    I actually love playing soccer outside with my friends. I always go to play everyday for 3 hours and come back at like, 9.

    Anyway, when I don't want to go, I just say "Mom, I'm so tired please, I will go after I wake up!" and never go.
    Works every time.
     
  4. Miner

    Miner Retired 5-Year Veteran Donator

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    I wonder who's the f****t that voted for the last option.

    But Ima try that later. And fail epically xD
     
  5. Huesan

    Huesan Trust me -- I'm an engineer Donator

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    Just own a house like me.
    it works very well.:p
     
  6. jerkboy2006

    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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    Outdoors r amazing
    gu 2 hell <3
     
  7. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    Ew the outernet.
     
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  8. Netherr

    Netherr Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    Sometimes I like going outside to swim. But thAt is it basically for me but this will help so thanks c:
     
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