Minecraft How to stalk MC players the PROPER way.

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  1. BlueChuckian

    BlueChuckian Donator

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    This is a guide on stalking people, learn how to stalk someone the proper way by reading the info down below.

    The improper way to stalk someone:

    1. Telling the target that you're stalking him/her.
    2. Making noises behind the target.
    3. Telling the target to look behind him/her.
    4. Talking to the target.

    The proper way to stalk someone:
    1. Don't make a single sound (the walking sound doesn't count) when stalking your target..
    2. Always stay right behind the target because if you stay too far away, you might lose your target
    3. Do not talk to your target at all, that way your target might reply and she/he will stop walking and you might accidentally walk past your target so she/he might see you.
    4. NEVER ride your target because when you ride your target, it'll bring up a notification on their screen saying that <username> is riding you.
    5. Always have fun while stalking your target.
    6. If your target looks behind him/her, pretend to go afk.
     
    Last edited: Jul 2, 2014
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  2. Enderbrine

    Enderbrine うちはサスケ

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  3. Kimme

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    I used to stalk @DWG715 all the time in lobby lel
    *squats over behind dylan and silently lurks through the shadows*
     
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    Darn...
    You ruined my chances of stalking @LilaRok .
     
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  6. EvilSamKusuma

    EvilSamKusuma Flaming Enderman

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    Stalkers gonna stalk.
     
  7. BlueChuckian

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    this guide is to help you... lol
     
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    *searches target to stalk*
     
  9. YoshcraftMLG

    YoshcraftMLG E.T Sniper~ Actual Sandwich

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    I google the username logs of their appearances show in the results on certain servers