How To be Popular?

Well, Being Popular Can Sometimes Be, Difficult.. Anyways, I Know A Way To Be VERY Popular, At School, Home, And Etc.. So How To Be Popular I's Easy For Me, But Might Not Be easy for YOU! So I'm Going To show you how, Now Follow The Rules I Give You:
1. Always Wear your Hair a Emo style.
2. Always go to School wearing a JACKET! <--VERY IMPORTANT!
3. Always Keep a Hood over you.
4. Keep your Hands in your Pocket.
5. Get In trouble A lot. <--Not NEEDED
6. Brag about Playing Violence-Featured Games THE GANSTER STYLE!
7. Do Funny Things In Class/Etc..
8. Don't Be a Jerk
9. Make yourself Look EMO Very EMO!
10. Always have Fun On what your doing!
Ok, I hope this helped! Have fun Cya Later Guys :)

 

1 & 9 can't apply at my school, you can't have dyed or drastic hair.
2 & 3 can't apply either, got school uniforms.
4, I don't have pockets.
5, oh come on, I've never gotten a notified in the 3 years I've been at my school, ain't starting now.
6, what, to my friends? I talk mostly about Touhou.
7, can't, always results in names upon the board.
8, simple.
10, I try.

Your list isn't really helpful, it seems.

 

Can't apply to all countries.
1. Hairstyles like that are prohibited here.
2. We have hot weather.
3. See #2
4. That usually means bad things here. Highly unrecommended.
5. That only means you're an uncivilized and undisciplined person.
6. One does not simply do that. That's attention whoring, dude.
7. That's actually a good idea.
8. See #7
9. Not necessarily. See #1
10. Not necessarily.

Why do you even want to be popular...

 

Same..

Like...
I never do this stuff..
If you want to be popular or something,
Be yourself!
Like you don't need to be EMO and Gangster to be popular..
I became one of those people without doing that list mentioned..

 

Tru


Honestly why do you even want to be popular? All the popular kids are so fucking mean.
I mean it. So. Fucking. Mean.

They always stick with the other popular kids and treat others like they don't even belong.

 

For me irl:

Smile and make conversation. Don't try to contradict others' opinions all the time. Make eye contact in class. Do faces at them. In some cases, flirting could be effective.

 

1. Sorry, but that's just retarded. Hairstyle does not make you popular in any way. I had emo hair for 2 years and guess what? I wasn't popular at all. In fact, I had only 4 friends and that's it.
2. Um... what about summer? Really hot outdoors?
3. I... don't want to look like a loner who thinks she's a gangster or some shit?...
4. ^ *cough*
5. I thought the thing in school was not to get in trouble? How does getting in trouble makes you popular?
6. Uh... no
7. Not all of us has a sense of humor/the kids in my class don't even get my sense of humor.
8. But... I thought you told us to get into fights... oh nevermind.
9. BUT YOU TOLD US TO WEAR EMO HAIRSTYLE ALL THE TIME.
10. Well, I agree on that.

What I'm trying to say is, and sorry if I sound mean, but these "advices" are really retarded and work in cliche highschool movies only.
The real way to become "popular" is to be nice to people, be yourself, and take a part in lots of social activities.

 

Trust me that's not how popularity works

 

1. Wear a horse mask. And derp around in a shopping centre then get kicked out and have them threatening you with the cops. Totally did not happen today, pssshhhh
@Ani

 

Rule 1 of being popular:
Don't try and be popular.

 

Rule 2 of being popular:
Don't think about popularity.

 

3 years?
My last one was yesterday cx

 

Eh.
You'll get popular... Being popular for the emo kid with the hoodie in the back of the classroom...

 

1) My hair has the texture of sheep wool, and I don't have a flat iron. No.
2) I already do that. I have a closet full of hoodies.
3) We can't wear hoods/hats, and they mess up my hair
4) I already do that most of the time
5) Uhh...I'll pass(not because I'm a pu$$y, because I just don't feel like it)
6) Violence themed games are dumb. They're wastes of time that people spend too much time playing.
7) I already do that. I'm super quiet, but when I say things they're usually funny.
8) I already do that.
9) See number 1
10) I already do that most of the time.

Also, seeing as I'm already a black male, if I were to do "gangsta" things, I'd only be reinforcing a stereotype. So no.

And really, why should popularity even matter? No offense, but this is terrible advice. If it's a joke, it's not that funny either.

 

1) Don't Type Or Text People Like This
2) Emo is a style of music
3) This was actually really annoying even if meant to be a joke <3

 

Or just be yourself, you can't change it anyways

 

1. Hair is too short
2. I live Georgia. It is HOT. I will DIE
2. I will get arrested. People will not trust me.
4. Already do that
5. No.
6. Everybody already does that
7. Getting all the ladies is better
8. Conflict with 5
9. No.
10. Only good advice

You are 13, do not listen to your own advice, and ignore trying to be cool. It will NOT be of any use to you after your school days, and you will NOT reproduce children any better than your "not cool" counterparts

@smeghead333 that black stereotype, I couldn't agree more

 

1. Don't be me

2. Don't be me

3. Don't be me

 

This isn't really a good list.
*cough Australia compulsory uniform cough*