Okay, before we get on with my long speech. I was dared by my sis >.< I hate you <3 Speech: Hello, hnkaj15414. Today, I will be telling you guys why I should be your president. I should be your president because SWAG. If you do not know what SWAG stands for it means Secretly We Are Gay. Yes, I know that all of you are gay. If I become president and someone is not gay, I will make them gay so I can have a SWAG army because SWAG. I will also make a new law where everything has to have the word SWAG in front of it. For example names,companys,etc. That is why I should be your prez. My sister wrote this for me so pluze dun hate on me. Hate on her <3 Also: Vice president= Gooby <3 Bodyguards:
