Hilarious Player Excuses! - A Must Read

Hello People of the J&H Community

I have noticed over time - That after a player, loses, hacks ( and gets caught ), is accused of rule breaking, etc.... - They will always try to fight back and ' try ' make the other player feel as if THEY hacked or cheated. for example - ' YOU CHEATED - I AM GOING TO BAN YOU ' - ' What, I won? ' - ' HAHA YOUR GETTING BANNED LOL - SPEAK YOUR LAST WORDS! ' - It's hilarious to just watch them do that - And the excuses and argues and just so bad sometimes - So I have brought together 10 excuses from the forums,and after a game, that I made up, and once I have found.
Some are seriously funny! Especially 10. - Read till end.


1: After Game
Player 1: YES - My first Super Survival Games win! GG
Player 2: I NEVER LOSE A GAME - That Proves YOU CHEATED - HACKER HACKER HAXX
Player 1: Dude? I just won my first game? And fairly played?
Player 2: Oh Don't worry - YOUR GETTING BANNED!
Player 1: How are you going to ban me? For winning?
Player 2: MY FRIEND IS ItsHARRY! HE WILL BAN YOU - HAHA YOUR GETTING BANNED - GET READY TO NEVER GO ON THE SERVER AGAIN HACKER!!
Player 1: Right.....

2: Cheating
Player: WHAAAAAAT! - I was banned! HOW DID I GET BANNED? Nothing says no X RAY! So what I found 62 Diamonds?
Admin: Since when do you think it will be fair on the other players?
Player: It's THEIR FAULT - They couldn't be bothered to download the mod - I spent time and effort downloading x ray, do you know how difficult it is to extract the Xray zip? - And I think I deserve to have the rewards!

3: Hacking
Player: Oh could you quickly unban me - The ban hammer glitched so I think it's broken - Unban me the.

4: Blame Your Keyboard
Player: WHAT! I was banned for FLYING?? Are you insane! I was jumping at the hub and my KEYBOARD FROZE - OBVIOUSLY! DIDN'T YOU THINK ABOUT FREEZING KEYBOARDS BEFORE YOU GO AHEAD AND BAN A PLAYER! It froze on the space bar so I was repeatedly jumping so I glitched into flying
Admin: You were clearly flying - How else did you move around the hub?
Player: The arrows froze and unfroze at random moments, really, you didn't think of that either? Call yourself an admin.....

5: Kicked
*Halfway through a parkour map*
Console: Kicked Player For Suspicious Movement.
Player: THIS SERVER IS MESSED UP - I CLEARLY DIDN'T FLY - ARE YOU BLIND? I spent about TEN WHOLE MINUTES on that parkour map and I WAS KICKED!!
Admin: I and 6 other players have a screenshot.
Player: IT WASN'T ME - I LET MY COUSIN GO ON IT AND HE MESSED AROUND DOWNLOADING HACKS BECAUSE HE WANTED TO WIN A GAME FOR ONCE.

6: It was an ANIMAL
Player: WHY AM I BANNED FOR SOMETHING I DID NOT DO?
Admin: It was hacked by your account name.
Player: IT STILL WASN'T ME - MY DOG RAN INTO THE ROOM AND STEPPED ON THE KEYBOARD WHEN I WENT TO GET A DRINK - NEXT THING I KNOW I AM BANNED!

7: The Secret Admin
Player 1: GG - Nice win for me - Nice Game.
Player 2: HAHA - YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM DO YOU?
Player 1: Uhh Yes, you are an ordinary player.
Player 2: I am actually an ADMIN - ItsJerryandHarry are running a secret admin test to see if hackers will still hack if there is no admin in the game.
Player 1: Oh - You going to ban me....
Player 2: They forgot to give me /ban because we are busy sorting out lag reduction.
Player 2: But my friend OWNS THE SERVER!
Player 1: Sure he does...... And shouldn't you be sorting out lag reductions, as your the ' admin '?
Player 2: JUST YOU WAIT TILL YOU GET BANNED!!
Player 2: FOR HACKING!!

8: Advertising
Player 1: You see I was telling someone my server because they asked me to - And I forgot to do /msg so I ended up saying it out loud

9: Wrong Server:
Player 1: Woops! I thought this server was a different one - When I joined the game I thought I was joining a different server, but I must've accident-ly clicked on this one - On the other server, flying is allowed - So I started flying - And on the other server, swearing, advertising, spamming and hacking is allowed.

10: Blame the bird outside
Player 1: WHAT IT WAS A COMPLETE ACCIDENT THAT I HACKED - SURELY I SHOULDN'T GET BANNED FOR THAT! THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Player 1: I DOWNLOADED HACKS TO SEE WHAT IT DID - JUST ON MY OWN SERVER FOR FUN. I WAS PLAYING ON THIS SERVER AND I SAW A BIRD OUTSIDE THE WINDOW - SO I WATCHED IT AND MY FINGER SLIPPED AND LANDED ON THE BUTTON ON MY DEKSTOP SAYING ACTIVATE HACKS - SO THEN THE HACKS ACTIVATED!! IT WAS ENTIRELY THE BIRD'S FAULT- LOOK FOR A PLAYER NAMED ' BIRD ' AND BAN HIM INSTEAD THIS IS NOT FAIR!

Thank you so much if you took the time to read it all - I spent a lot of time with it - I-hope it was worth it! - Please leave a comment - and a like would be nice!! = Feel free to post some excuses that you've found or made up in the comments! - That would be great!

Comment 'more' if you want more

Thanks again,

~ Joeydood

 

This is absuloutley hilarious! I just had to read the whole thing :)

 

You missed this one:

*player gets banned for hacking*
*player makes ban appeal*

Player: oi why was I banned?
Admin: You were hacking, I have video proof.

*posts video of player hacking*

Player: OI BRO NAH UNBAN ME SOMEONE WAS ON MY ACCOUNT I PROMISE I DONT HACK SOMEONE WENT ON IT IDK WHO DID BUT I SWEAR SOMEONE HACKED MY ACCOUNT AND STARTED HACKING I SWEAR!!