Have you ever committed a crime/done something illegal?

Feel free to share your stories. I'm just kind of curious... Here's a little example:

This past August my friends and I snuck out at around 11 PM. We rode our bikes down to a baseball field in the woods. As we rode down to the field through the woods we carried marijuana (weed) in our bags... Our plan was to smoke and then ride back home to chill. When we arrived at the field we sat under the bleachers and got high as the sky like a bunch of bad eggs. After about 10-15 minutes we were completely gone. Our minds were not working properly. My one friend suddenly stops and peeks his head out from under the bleachers and looks around. He then turns back towards us and says, "There's a cop car parked a few yards away from our bikes!" Immediately after hearing this we all frantically grabbed our things and ran out into the field away from our bikes. We cut through the woods running through thorns and poison ivy. We were completely lost and high as shit. It must have been about 12 AM as we wandered through the woods. We were out of breath and terrified of the situation. About 20 minutes later, we some how found our way out of the woods. We actually walked around in circles before realizing we were still pretty close to the baseball field. We decided to walk along a street that gets very little traffic/light. This seemed like a safe way home. However, right before the turn to our house we saw headlights behind us. We thought it was just a car driving behind us, but it was slowly approaching us. My friend turned around and whispered, "It's the police again..." I almost had a heart attack. We were just about to make it home and now I thought we were going to get caught. I wasn't going to let this happen. On my right was the woods that led to my friends backyard. I quietly told my friends to follow me, so they did. I basically made a quick right turn into the woods and began to sprint. I could hear a man shouting behind us as we ran through the woods and hopped the fence. We all quickly ran inside and shut all the blinds and turned off the lights. We peeked out the window and could see flashlights in the woods behind my friend's house. We were all incredibly lucky and made it out safe. Although, we went back the next morning for our bikes and they were gone...

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Well, I don't think I've done something illegal. I just want to ask, why..do that?
I'm not "hating" on you or anything as we all do stupid stuff in the past, I'm just saying this is a plain example of a quote I like, "Think before you act".
Personally, I am happy that I got asthma (yes I do) because I can't do that stuff even if I wanted to. Seriously, I can't.

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Also, just saying, I wouldn't put this stuff online. Just fyi, anyone can see this...even the police...not trying to scare ya.

 

I took a cookie from my cousin's cookie jar. Which is stealing. Plz no report.

 

I'm not saying it was a good idea... Lol
But thx for heads up with police. I'm pretty sure I'll be fine though. haha

 

I touched a shiny object and, it did not go to well.

 

20 years in prison!

 

Basically smoke. And broke into a house. Which is now our trap house.

 

I got baked lol

 

I had a shot of alcohol (bourbon) at the wake (after mum's funeral).
To drink you need to be 18+ so rip.
I had permission from Dad tho and ended up nearly giving him a heart attack from how well I took it.

 

@Phoenix stole a book from a store when she was 2 yrs old. F**king gangster baby.

 

<<<: Youngest criminal ever

 

I drink quite a bit.


Not as much as rednecks though, and nothing close in strength. I can barely take a fireball shot let alone moonshine.

 

In Arkansas it's illegal to mispronounce it.

AAAARR KAYYYYYYYNNNNNNN SOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

 

Pirated movies ; )

 

I party on the weekends and drink but nothing to be proud of....

 

I took a lollipop from K-Mart when I was like 5. I forgot it was in my hand. I still ate it. Savage life.

 

when i lived in switzerland i flushed the toilet after 10 pm
savage

 

I've driven twice before. One when I was 5, it was in a really big and open field, so I didn't crash into anything. Another time when I was like 11 I drove home from my cousins house. It was only two turns. Surprisingly, I didn't crash.

 

I'm lost.