Have the christmas spirit...

So I just walked into English class, everyone was screaming, "I CANT WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS" eating their advent calendars since it was the first day on Advent. My English teacher was a funny mastermind.
Some pupils at the front were singing, "You better not, pout, you better not cry, you better watch out I'm telling you why, SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN, AWW YEAA"

Mr. Griffiths: Is that song like a threat or something? If I pout a fat man will come to town and "Deal" with me?
Pupils: XD
Grace: you know he watches you all the time, even in your sleep.
Mr. Griffiths: I'm never sleeping again.
Evie: He also watches you when you're awake you know?
Mr. Griffiths: So a fat man is constantly stalking all of us?
Maya: *brings in frozen advent calendar* Here you go Mr. G

You see, the other day we went on a trip, it was really long, so on the way home on the bus, they put on a movie called "Frozen" This is what happened on the bus..

*movie starts*
Mr Griffiths: If that white-headed freak lives in a ice palace how can she make any hot food?
Pupils: SHUSH
*do you want to build a snowman song comes on*
*everyone sings along*
Mr. Griffiths: THATS JUST MOCKING US, WE HARDLY EVER GET SNOW.
Pupils: SHUSH
*They show Olaf the Snowman*
Mr. Griffiths: What is that abomination...
Pupils: *ignores*
*song let it go comes on*
Pupils: LET IT GOOOOOOOO, LET IT GOOOO
Mr Griffiths: *ears bleed* MAKE IT STOP
Pupils: *carry on singing*
Mr Griffiths: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS CONSTIPATED LAST NIGHT? THATS JUST R00D REMINDING ME THAT, WAIT... IF YOU KNEW THAT, THAT FAT DEVIL MUST'VE TOLD THEM THAT!
Pupils: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway
*last part comes and all pupils are crying*
Mr Griffiths: *comes back from the bathroom and sees Christoph* The looks of the characters in this movie are just getting worse and worse.

Now back at school.

Mr. Griffiths: My Lord.. *opens the first one on the advent calendar*
*written on the advent calendar* Nearly There!
HOW DO THEY KEEP FINDING OUT I WAS CONSTIPATED THE NIGHT BEFORE?!?!?

This story is real by the way XD