{GUIDE} How (not) to get followers! By ElijahR2002

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by ElijahR2002, Sep 21, 2015.

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  1. ElijahR2002

    ElijahR2002 :)

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    So you need followers on Jerry and Harry Forums! Don't worry, we all do! So I am doing the Top 5 ways in how (not) to get followers!

    STEP 1: Bug Jerry or Harry to convince everyone to follow you!
    ME: Hey, can you convince people to follow me!
    @ItsHarry: No
    ME: Please
    Harry: No
    ME: Please, Pretty Please
    Harry: <Angry> /ban ElijahR2002

    STEP 2: Bug a Staff Member about it!
    ME: Hey, can you follow me?
    @TheMint: Who the Heck Are You?
    ME: None of your business just follow me!
    The Mint: <Weirded Out> /warn ElijahR2002 Harrassment

    STEP 3: Spam Message People on the server!
    ME: /msg All FOLLOW ME NOW!
    ME: <Me does it a thousands times even to @ItsJerry)
    Jerry: <Thinks it is a spam bot> /ban ElijahR2002

    STEP 4: Create Many Alterative Account and follow yourself!
    ME: <Spends the time to create 100 Alterative Accounts to follow himself!>
    ME: No Body Even Knows! :)
    @MrDeathWilliam: <Gets Suspicious and Bans the IP Address>

    FINAL STEP: Kiss Everyones You Know What.
    ME: <Likes Everyone's Post, Posts postive things about Staff Applications, etc> Time to see how many follows I Have!
    (FOLLOWERS: 0)

    Those are the Top 5 ways on how (not) to get followers.


    Hope you guys enjoyed that, just something I wanted to do. I know it was stupid and crazy. Just something I wanted to do. Entertainment Purposes Only.

    Anyways hope you guys enjoyed! :)
     
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    Extremely useful. Thank you so much for posting this.
    This is a way to get popular by staff. ^-^
    I'm kidding.