Give a reason to ban the person above you

THIS IS NOT REAL
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN

So the object is to write a silly reason why the person above you should be banned (once again not for real)

Ex.

Person 1> You should be banned because your skin is green
Person 2> You should be banned because your a pickle
and so on

 

Because gurgles don't rock :P

 

Your profile pic is too adorable

 

*blush blush*
THE PIKACHU IN YOUR PIC DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY,WHY,PIKACHU?WHYYYYYYY!!!!

 

puppies are not majestic

 

For saying a lie in your post

 

For doing something

 

For wearing an ugly sweater with an out of style scarf. :P

 

For such great effort

 

For being rude to my poor little sweater

 

For having a sweater on

 

This is pretty much my game, except it was eventually locked due to post farming. I suspect the same will happen here.

 

STOP BEING TINY

 

for being flappy bird >:(

 

Choking Pikachu with balloons D:<

 

For not letting me get higher then 2 points. o_O

 

You killed a Bear for that hat -_-

 

You played Flappy Bird too much. Yo mama told ya to get off.

 

For being a watermelon when you are named potato

 

Ban MappyTurtle for no turtles in your avatar.