I was on Omegle the other night, here's what I got Stranger: Totally Stranger: now stop doing drugs, both of you Stranger: you're making mom and me worried. You: Sorry daddy You: Hey Stranger: It's okay son You: When can I come inside again You: I've been locked out for hours You: :( Stranger: Once you stop being a fuckbucket shit stoner. You: Sorry but that won't happen dad Stranger: Then you can be homeless for all I care You: Ok Stranger: You're adopted anyway and we always loved your brother more. You: Can I have a bit of money at least You: Omg You: I'm crying now Stranger: No you can fuck off my property Stranger: you bitch tornado Stranger: I LOVE YOU You: I love you too dad You: Can I come inside now Stranger: Nope. You: I always hated you dad You: Me and mom are plotting your murder Stranger: Glad the feeling is mutual, son. Stranger: Well I'm glad I have her locked in the attic then. You: Oh okay Stranger: Now get off my property or I'll shoot you down. You: Okay You: Bye dad Stranger: Bye, son. You: ;( Stranger: Wow this became really dark really fast huh You: Mm Funny
