Funny and True Story [Please Read]

First, a little backstory: I'm a scout, so we were doing the "Scouting for Food" food drive, where we put bags on (not in, because that's a felony) people's mailboxes.

It's nighttime, which it shouldn't be for obvious reasons because homeowners don't like people approaching their house at night. I finish one house near the end, and their floodlight flashes repeatedly. I thought it was a motion detector. IT WASN'T. I get to the end of the driveway, and I hear their door slam behind me. Immediately I hear leaves crunching behind me because they sent their DOG after me! ...Except it was the worst guard dog ever. It was the size of a kitten. It runs up to me, sniffs me, walks away, and pisses on a tree.

Never thought I would have to suppress laughter after someone unleashes a dog on me.