Funniest 'Yo Mama'

PLEASE don't think this is an insult, i just thought of a fun game that would make everyone laugh,
So post your most funniest Yo Mama joke.
Heres mine:
Yo mama is so dumb she tried to drown a fish

 

Yo mama so ugly when she went to a ugly show and they said " sorry no ugly professionals

 

Yo mama so stupid, she starved to death in the grocery store.

 

Yo mama so fat, that when she stepped on a weight scale, it said "Sorry, only one at a time please!"

 

Yo mama so fat when whales pass her they sing " WE ARE FAMILY"

 

Yo mama is so fat, that when she goes to the cinema, she sits next to everyone!

 

(An exception of my grammar.)

Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a giant straw to the World Cup.

 

Yo mama's so stupid that I saw her screaming into the mail box and I asked her what she was doing, she said she was sending voicemail

 

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on her iPod, SHE MADE THE IPAAAAAAAADD!

Yo mama sooo stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl. AND THE FAT ONE BROUGHT CEREAL.

Yo Mama's so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo mama soooooo fat... Every time she turns around its her birthday!

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed 4 shows.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she tripped over the cordless phone.

 

No yo mama jokes are funny.

 

I remember that time when everyone was saying 'yo mama'
To be honest, I don't really find it funny.

 

Yo mama is so fat, her splash attack does damage

 

Yo mama so short, she hang-glides from a Dorito.

 

yo mama is so fat people run circles on her for the workout

 

Yo mama is so fat that when somebody kills her in Call of Duty they get a 5 killstreak.

 

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she stands in the middle of the street and smiles, people slow down.

 

Yo mamma so stupid she put quarters in her ears and said that she was listening to 50 cent
Yo mamma so ugly bob the builder said we can't fix that
Yo mamma so stupid that she stared at oj for an hour and said that it said concentrate
Yo mamma so fat that when she bends over we go into daylight savings
Okay I'm done :)

 

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
Yo mama so stupid she climbed mountain dew

 

Yo mama so ugly, when she looked into the mirror it exploded.

Yo mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV you missed 1 season of The Walking Dead.

Yo mama so short, when she was on drugs she couldn't get high.

 

Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed!

I really don't like these jokes, but I decided to post what some kid at a basket-ball camp taught me.