Funniest Moment in your Life

Post your funniest moment that you've ever had!
Mine:
Some people phoned my parents up impersonating Microsoft. So they put the phone down, 3 hours later they phoned again, and I picked up the phone. I put on an old-person accent, I would say things like: 8 Windows? Last time I checked there were like 12 (guess) or: Virus? I had a cold 3 week ago, are you suppose to be my doctor? And I would say things like that. xD

So yeah,
Post your funniest moment you've had!

 

Well this didn't happen to me, but I was there when it happened.

My friends and I were walking around the neighborhood, when they saw a jar of salsa on this man's porch. One of my friends grabs it and runs, and I hide. Then the man comes out of NOWHERE and starts chasing my friend saying "GIVE ME THE SALSA, THIEF!"

 

This is so funny x3
For christmas, we bought our dog a medium toy.
But than, later i recorded my dog having S3X with the toy XD
it was like lying down with the toy ontop of him and him shaking its leg, and sometimes humping up and down on the toy xD
I was laughing for 20 minutes than.

 

One time during a birthday party, my friends decided to prank call someone. I suggested that they play loud music over the phone. When the person answered, my friends played loud metal music into the phone and probably scared the poor person on the other end half to death. It was funny at the time, though.

 

The moment when I murdered that one guy....AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
good times c:

 

That one time, xD
My friend and I was in a Skype call, and we were talking about telemarketers.
My friend and I made up 'teleporting mark-eaters.'
I laughed, cause my uncle is named mark.
Then, the phone rang, and it was a teleporting mark-eater. My friend yelled as he went to go pick up the phone 'GODDAMN IT TELEPORTING MARK EATERS'
It ended up being his mum xD

 

omg i hv so many

herse a few


my friend was telling a story but i wasnt listing cause he reads VERY slowly and way i started listing agein and he said "and then the dog went to jail the end" im guessing the story was about dogs stealing chewtoys idk but i said " BAD DOG! " and the whole entire class was cracking up

here another 1

the first time a watched ryan hega

sometimes my dog snotrz but when she does she wont stop so u gotta coveer her nosie anyway me and my firend where plaing around and we said
"KASEY SNORT" and she stsrted snorting on command SOOO FUNNY

 

The funniest moments in my life were these

1:When my grandma ripped ass in church and everyone thought it was the priest cause it echoed across the room.

2: when my cat threw up and peed on my dad while he was asleep.

3: when my teacher accidentally called our teacher aide mr forsythe mr foreskin xDD

4: when my dog decided to leave a surprise in my bed...

 

I have a few xD
1. When my best friend (a guy) and I played pranks on each other by blowing air onto each other's backs.

2. A classmate of mine made this fspping (censor much xD) noise using his mouth <imitating the whiteboard noise> when another one wobbled his mini whiteboard.

3. My tall friend (I'll call him Ostrich cause why not lol) singing so loudly in class that I covered my ears.

4. A classmate (Lion) writing things like 'I suck at life' behind his mini whiteboard during lesson when teacher was going around to check our answers. xD

 

OMG SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!XD i as cracking up when i read that

 

1. When Lidia (Trollestia) and I got together, and we made a police car twerk in roblox.
2. When a friend of mine on the bus in elementary school (She was around 7) started using the f-word a lot... wrong. "This seat is F@(%!"

*****There are more, but I can't remember them right now*****

 

I was putting my stuff away in my locker this morning, and my Beatle magazine fell and I said "Bloody fucking hell dammit" and I kept cursing. Yeah I don't know

 

Last week in highschool when we blew up the mentoilet with a fireworkrocket. Half of the floor was under water xDD