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  1. noahnoobfax

    noahnoobfax Donator

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    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand {Franchise}. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of {Topic} most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also {Character}'s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into {his/her} characterization- {his/her} personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike {Franchise} truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in {Character}'s existential catchphrase "{Quote}" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as {Creator}'s genius wit unfolds itself on their {Device} screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

    And yes, by the way, i DO have a {Franchise} tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
     
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    you have hit the last nerve , i will figure out what anime you watch and assassinate its lead artist, and put all people who have worked on it in quarantine thus making the show get cancelled. so if you do not stop this SECOND i will destroy YOU AND YOUR ANIME
     
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    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Tapu Bulu/Vikavolt. The deck is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of correct plays most of the options will go over a typical player's head. There's also Tapu Bulu's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The top players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realize that they're not just explosive- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Tapu Bulu/Vikavolt truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Tapu Bulu's existencial catchphrase "Nature's Judgement for knock out," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Pooka's genius unfolds itself on their playmats. What fools... how I pity them. :joy: And yes by the way, I DO have a Tapu Bulu tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
     
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    To be fair, you have to be extremely depressed to understand Bojack Horseman. The humour is extremely dark, and without a solid grasp of existential nihilism most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Bojack's self-hating personality, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Friedrich Nietchze, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the mental fortitude to truly relate to the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Bojack Horseman truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, just how deeply broken Bojack is by his existential catchphrase “You know, sometimes I think I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now its all gone." which itself is a cryptic reference to the fact that Bojack is actually depressed, even though he hides it well. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Raphael Bob-Waksberg's profound understanding of mental illness and how it affects every single person in your life unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

    And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bojack Horseman tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re social anxiety is at least as crippling as my own (preferably moreso) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
     
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    My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch {Franchise}." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see... {Character Catchphrase}" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
     
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