The things Racingman1 isn't allowed to do in the SCP foundation/facility: (Based on http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation) 1. Build deloreans everywhere without asking the plot owner 2. Smash up people's offices and build deloreans in them 3. Drink soda instead of doing his job 4. Use SCP-002 as a lounge 5. Screw it, use the WHOLE FACILITY as a lounging place 6. Use SCP-043 as a casual vinyl. Just don't. 7. Throw clones in to SCP-002 for no reason 8. Let SCP-049 write this- Oh good doctor!- Damn it. 9. Use outdated illuminati jokes 10. Cower in your office and listen to 80s records 11. Argue with SM about forum trolls 12. Sing along with SCP-043 13. Let SCP-732 write this-l0l!$IdidWriteInThisLEET 14. Attempt to kill MCPRO2005 and erase his existence with the delorean 15. Call the Ministry Of Truth for no reason at all 16. Detonate SCP-252 for no reason at all 17. Steal copies of SCP-2814.. what is wrong with you?! 18. Jam the cloning machine with time machine parts 19. Make SCP-009 a dance floor 20. Play "hippocratic oath chicken" with medical staff 21. Internet trolls are annoying, y' know? 22. The slogan isn't "Edge, time travel, vinyls." 23. Constantly say "Tree," without finishing your sentence 24. Steal Dr. SM's copy of SCP-043 25. Try and have a conversation with SCP-173 26. Steal BeatleMonkee's vinyls 27. KETER MEANS KETER, DAMMIT!! 28. Make yo mama jokes when SCP-597 is around 29. Read the signs. SCPs aren't a joke. 30. The slogan is "Secure, contain, protect".. 31. Listen/watch SCP-1004 for pleasure 32. Actually, just don't watch SCP-1004. It can kill you. 33. Challenge people to play peek-a-boo with SCP-173 34. Sonic pulses. Just no. Nope. 35. Nukes aren't an excuse 36. Play yakety sax on the speakers during a containment breach 37. Waste paper on making copies of 1984 (the book, not SCP-1984 duhh) 38. Kill the speaker man so you can do 37 39. Print the entire Russian Constitution 40. Mishear the word "office" for "epic time travel room" 41. Build dimensional rifts in people's offices 42. Use an SCP as a pet 43. Wake up Tree's Liberty Prime "just for fun" 44. Play fetch with protectrons 45. Slaughter communists "because liberty prime said so" 46. Snoop on Dr. SM's storage servers 47. Spread socialist propag- COMMUNISTS DETECTED...oh dear. You did 43 didn't you? 48. Throw junk in to the cryogenics room 49. Start random BTTF roleplays during building time 50. Trigger a lockdown for no reason 51. Claim to have "THE MAP OF ALL THE NAZI GOLD" 52. Fight inter-dimensional beings in the corridors 53. Use the lobby as a bathroom. Gross. 54. Publish Doctor Who fanfiction 55. Challenge a protectron at anything to do with intelligence *BOOOM*...that's why. 56. Craigslist is not a source of clones!! 57. Kidnap SCP-173 for pleasure 58. Creepypasta characters aren't SCPs. Why is slenderman in the lab- PSSSZZZZTT 59. Send people to the future and throw them in vault 111 60. Burn down a vault-tec office 61. Make "vine" jokes DEEZ NUTS 62. Edit this list 63. Ride oxboards through the facility shouting "IT'S 2015!!" 64. Anything involving the phrase "elephant sauce" 65. The Dress isn't an SCP 66. Post the plot ID on the forums 67. Use this list as your resume 68. There is no 'talk like a pirate day' here.. 69. Laugh at SCP-069 lol 69 70. [DATA EXPUNGED] 71. Not reading this list fully. (This one was written by @TreeKillerMan2.) (The next ones were written by me.) 72. Making shitty Johny B. Goode puns. 72-A: Actually, making puns at all. 73. Pepsi is for consumerists. 74. Pizza can make you overweight at one point. 75. Doing nothing helpful. 76. Eating inter-dimensional soup, what is wrong with you? 77. Watching a weather broadcast from another timeline. 78. Playing other vinyls on 043's turntable. 79. Stealing copies of SCP-1981. 80. The foundation slogan isn't: "Screw the space and time continuum, we have anomaly-inducing equipment to use for fun." 81. Making sexist jokes. 82. Running for president. 83. Spreading data on classified objects. 84. Using this as a to-do list. 85. Using the PrismCorp/SM portal for no reason at all, the thing is expensive, y' know! 86. Don't throw D-class at SCPs for fun. 87. Interviewing new employees. 88. Throwing MCPRO into Keter SCP containment chambers. 88-A: Eh, you actually can do this one, in case he gets really annoying. 89. Showing movies to 682, this thing can bend reality, Jesus Christ. 90. Computer hardware does not grow on trees, damn it! 91. Not making reports on any SCPs you've walked in for fun. 92. Burning down paperwork. 93. Spreading propaganda about the facility. 94. Actually, talking about anything to random visitors. 95. Telling us to get a life. 96. Literally try to kill an immortal [DATA EXPUNGED]. 97. Stop stealing SM's Macintosh Plus tapes, damn it! Those things only had one run! 98. No, the slogan isn't: "Throw SM into the chamber and let him consume their souls." 99. Not burning down all photos of David Cameron. 100. Not reading this list fully. 101. Souls aren't an accepted form of payment. 102. Prof Rac is not allowed to go to fan conventions. 103. Any proposal which contains the phrase "Metric Fuck Load" is automatically denied. 104. A full minute of stunned silence means "My God, what did you do?" not "Please, continue." 105. Cthulhu and R'lyeh are not valid reasons to send Pandora's Box out into the Pacific Ocean in order to capture them. Furthermore, these are not even SCPs, and I will find the person who decided to enter a database file for them. 106. Giving SCP-239 any H.P Lovecraft books, or even the Harry Potter series. 107. Don't give out the address of the facility to mailmen, we've already had 3 of them show up. (How the hell did they find us, anyway?) 108. Copies of SCP-1981 aren't to be submitted to any "North America's Funniest Home Videos", or to about any website, at all. 109. Rac shalt not begin his sentences with "Thou shalt not." (Irony there, I guess.) 110. Rac does not have ten tons of gold hidden somewhere at Site 19 111. I don't have any more actual ideas. This is literally random spam, and I don't expect you to read this.
"Game" You sir, haven't clearly visited the Foundation website. There is about 4000 or more entries on there.
