Freak out the worker

Yes, yet another Walmart type game.
Ok, you're at Walmart and your goal is to buy 3 things to freak out the cashier the most. You can buy anything, whether Walmart has it or not. All you have to do is Freak. Out. The. Cashier.

I would buy
1) A carrot
2) A book on human sacrifice
3) A large pack of batteries

And START!

 

1. Pony plugs
2. A dinosaur
3. Gandalf

 

1.) A box set of knives
2.) A book on home pregnancy
3.) Trash bags

 

A stone for a garden (like one of those big ones)

Cashier: Why are you buying one stone?

Me: One should be enough to kill him...

 

1) A hockey mask
2) A leather jacket
3) A chainsaw

 

Bleach

Carpet

Garbage bags

 

1) A mug
2) Bleach
3) Condoms