Finish the phrase

So this game is basically someone puts a blank in a sentence then the person who posts next fills in the blank with whatever answer they want.

Rules:
No NSFW

I'll start us Off: _________ Smells

 

@Matrix smells

I used to like McDonalds, but then I found out _______________

 

someone found a mosquito in their chicken nuggets

I wish it was ____________

 

raining pies today.

Today I saw just a huge ___________

 

Today I saw just a huge watermelon.

Today we went to__________

 

ate a potato.

I also realised I just ate a ______

 

I also realised I just ate a fly.
My friend told me that ___

 

it was really an obese walrus.

It was _____

 

Such a delicious delicacy

That I______

 

Hacked KFC and downloaded all the chicken.

It came with ____

 

Nuggets suprisingly

So it____________

 

Ate a potato.

I then saw a big _____

 

Tsunami heading for mcdonalds
So i_________

 

so I quickly called my brother and asked him to pick me up something from KFC instead.
Then I ___

 

Slapped my brother with salmon.

Later on, I ____

 

found out i was a potato

So my mom_____

 

disowned me.
Luckily I _________

 

Luckily I was going to move out anyway.
So I ___

 

Went and bought 17 McDoubles to fill my _________