Excuses... Excuses... [A Forum Game about Excuses, Captain Obvious]

Alright so... first of all, 1000th Forum Game Thread. That's my excuse for making this thread.

So basically, think of a normal situation in live, or something weird.

Then, make a totally ridiculous excuse to avoid that situation. I looked it up on these forums, I don't think anyone has made a similar thread.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm sure someone else will explain better since I'm not a good explanation person. Also I'm typing a paper at like what, 1 am? I'm not feeling tired right now. Might as well get this done and over with.

Alright so here we go, I give out a situation, the next person makes an excuse then makes another situation excuse-worthy, so on so on. I hope you get the drill.

You have to take out the trash. (oh nooooo the traaash, what ever shall I dooooo) make an excuse now

 

Go on top of a high building

 

I'm going to start over since none of you know what you are doing.

You have to take out the trash.

 

I'm scared of the outside or trash

You have to make homework

 

"Sure, oh wait no I gotta go have a poo"

Do the washing

 

I can't, I have to go dry off the washing machine.

Make me a sandwich.

 

HAHAHA I BUMPED THE THREAD.

I can't, I don't have a sixth sense.

Go fly a kite.

 

Can't, I have Ebola.

Go choke on a Heartworm.

 

But I hate tomatoes.


Make me food.

 

Can't im allergic to food.

Go beat up your mom

 

Sorry i can't have no fingers cuz i'm a cat

You have to throw away your weed stash

 

can't, i have no trashcan.

kiss my dog's butt.

 

I'm allergic to dogs

Get in the suit!

 

theres poo in there

Do my homework

 

can't your dawg is not bae

kiss my butt?

 

Sorry, reindeers dont kiss butts

Kiss the ugliest girl in your class

 

I had a sex change and Im not lesbian or bi

Do GYM class

 

can't im allergic to GYM class

go be awsome

 

Kk

Get in the clean, washed, disease-free, inhabitable, spotless suit!