Excuse me, are you interested in becoming a Jack Blackian?

There are many religions out there, and this one tops them all.
Jack Black is our one and only god. He has been proven to exist.
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Jack_danced_like_a_butterfly.swf
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/Octagon.swf
http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/octagon_zone.swf

Our Lord is beautiful.

MaipeDaChair: will convert you to Jack Blackism
Yes, I will convert you.
Move out the way, Shrek. Jack Black is love, Jack Black is life.
1 year and nearly a half has passed since I first became a Jack Blackian.
It is nice.
Everyday, from here on, you will listen to Jack danced like a butterfly.
You will worship our lord, not on Sundays, but EVERYDAY.
I cannot wait for you to join.

 

Well I already feel violated with that Jack Black song you made me play on osu when he was in his underwear
so Might as well join <:

 

Oh god, I forgot about that. Thanks. Edited in.