Every Factions Raid Thread. Ever.

Post 1:
Hey guys, today we raided (insert well known faction or faction with extremely good member here)! It was really easy and we will be coming for other people next. Clearly these guys aren't as tough as they say they are! Lolzers! GG EZ!

Post 2:
Wow congrats gg

Post 3:
LOL! That wasn't even my real base! That was just a decoy. I have fooled you! We knew you would raid there, so we moved all of our good stuff out. You got our Prot 2? Hahaha noobs! We have an even secreter vault with our Prot 4! Nice try, but you didn't really get us, gg but we r still the best!

Post 4 (thread creator replying to post 3):
Haha! We know where that one is and we r going to raid it soon so you better watch out >:D

Post 5:
Lol, you guys think you're good? You can't get on (insert name of better faction here)'s level! We'll take you both down! Long live ____!
*gets seven likes from faction members*

Post 6 (replying to post 4):
Haha I just checked and u guys must have gone to a different base cuz my stuff is still here ;)

Post 7 (random dude replying to post 6):
Lol! I know where it is! If anyone pays me 10 k I'll give coords!

Post 8 (replying to post 7):
Wow. You are a traitor. Fuck you and your shit. You are a disgrace to everyone on factions. You are so annoying and you should just leave. No one likes you. Krill yourself already. If you do that I will report you for harassment so you had better watch out.

Posts 9-whatever post locks the thread:
FLAME WAR ENSUES


I just felt like making this today because I was guilty of making similar threads myself (though slightly more civilized). It's making fun of me, if you will.
But it is hilariously accurate.

 

Seems pretty accurate

 

Me and @LilaRok made a thread making fun of raiding threads
http://www.itsjerryandharry.com/threads/impenetrable-fortress-failed-raid-on-legionofderp.16826/
I think it was pretty accurate.
*please ignore my disgusting use of u/sum/nao etc... I was so stupid back then*

 

the threads are kind of pointless ohh look at me i broke into some ones base let me tell the whole forums witch none one will truly care

 

100% true.
I wonder if people purposely post those replies.... xD

 

this thread should be called "Faction Raiding Threads for Dummies"
(because its so accurate and could teach people about these threads)

 

why
is
this
so
true

 

Oh wait, I am. This is 100% True

 

A++
I'm so proud of you Yomc!

 

fokin true m8

 

lolwut

 

And yet people still make those kinds of threads. GG