ElijahR2002 Staff Application(FAKE)

General Questions
In-game username: I will only tell if I am accepted!
Age: None of your beeswax!
Gender: Why do you need to know, perverts!
Location and Timezone: Stalkers want to see my location! STALKERS!
How many staff applications have you made, when was your last application made?: Its your damn server, you should know!

How long have you been playing Minecraft? I just started playing a patched version! You know not paying for it!
How long have you been playing on the server? I do not like this server. This sever f*cking sux!
How active are you on the Server? I will be active if you give me $1000000000000000
How active are you on the Forums? I always is on the forums! I always post mean and stupid posts!
How active are you on TeamSpeak? I do well in teams. I punched a kid once when he told me no!
Purchases made on our server (optional): A staff member, @MappyTurtle sued me once for harassment and for me biting his toe off(It tasted good)! I had to pay him OVER 9000!!!!!!!

Personal questions
Previous experiences as a staff member: I got fired at McDonald's for stealing money. Stupid reason, even @ItsJerry and @ItsHarry agrees! Who cares if I stole money!
What makes you a worthwhile helper? My momma said I can ban all of you hackers! She also said I can abuse @Caity :). I also want to ban and mute people for fun and because I have the power to do so and they can't do a thing about it!
Why we should choose you: Cuz, I want to meet @NESlover and punch him in the throat for banning me once for calling him a C*nt!
Extra comments (optional): I don't want to be helper! I want to be owner so I can grief the entire server and no can play it ever again! Jerry and Harry this server is mine! Also, the first person I will ban is @Cingle for kicking me for just using a spam bot! And @Darkstorm77 for being so annoying!


I am so sorry, @MappyTurtle, @ItsJerry, @ItsHarry, @Caity, @NESlover, @Cingle, and @Darkstorm77 if I offended you. For entertainment purposes only.

Tell me if you will accept my application?

 

11/10 would accept it :I

 

I don't easily get offended on the internet, don't worry.

Also 8/8 would accept if I wasn't a watermelon.

 

tfw on the bottom pic you can see 'is mine!' in the background

 

Accepted. Welcome to the Staff Team. Your rank will appear shortly. You'll receive further instructions soon.

Congratulations.

 

Wot :>

 

@MrDeathWilliam please accept!